Difference between revisions of "User:Weishaupt/main code"
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== welcome == | == welcome fuckos == | ||
{{Q|You ever step in dog shit and then attempt to remove it but end up smearing it around even worse? This wiki is just like that.}} | {{Q|You ever step in dog shit and then attempt to remove it but end up smearing it around even worse? This wiki is just like that.}} | ||
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Now, with that explanation out of the way, I have to mention that there may (or may not) be other editors here. I have left registration open in case somebody wants to edit, upload, or make a whole new page. It is up to them. | Now, with that explanation out of the way, I have to mention that there may (or may not) be other editors here. I have left registration open in case somebody wants to edit, upload, or make a whole new page. It is up to them. | ||
== | == disclaimers: because things == | ||
[[File:disclaimcop.png|right|110px]] | [[File:disclaimcop.png|right|110px]] | ||
First off, don't be a prick. Nobody likes a prick, so if you are considering becoming one, don't do it here. None of the authors, contributors, sponsors, administrators, sysops, or anyone else connected with bloggin.space in any way whatsoever can be responsible for the appearance of any inaccurate or libelous information or for your use of the information contained in or linked from these web pages. You are responsible for your use of the Services and for any Content you provide, including compliance with applicable laws, rules, and regulations. You should only provide Content that you are comfortable sharing with others. Also, everybody is 18 years old. | First off, don't be a prick. Nobody likes a prick, so if you are considering becoming one, don't do it here. None of the authors, contributors, sponsors, administrators, sysops, or anyone else connected with bloggin.space in any way whatsoever can be responsible for the appearance of any inaccurate or libelous information or for your use of the information contained in or linked from these web pages. You are responsible for your use of the Services and for any Content you provide, including compliance with applicable laws, rules, and regulations. You should only provide Content that you are comfortable sharing with others. Also, everybody is 18 years old. | ||
== | '''see also:''' | ||
*[[Terms of Service]] | |||
*[[E.U.L.A.]] | |||
*[https://bloggin.space/hr.html Human Resources] | |||
== jokes make you less likely to kys yourself== | |||
[[File:lolololol.png|right|70px]] | [[File:lolololol.png|right|70px]] | ||
'''Why are you looking here? The joke is in your pants.''' | |||
<poem> | <poem> | ||
<BallSac> tell weishaupt --> Why was a used tampon on display at the museum? | |||
<BallSac> tell weishaupt --> It was a PERIOD piece | |||
</poem> | </poem> | ||
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== site | == site crap == | ||
<!-- random bullshit gets typed in here from time to time --> | <!-- random bullshit gets typed in here from time to time --> | ||
[[File:fake.png|80px|right|you're all fake news]] | [[File:fake.png|80px|right|you're all fake news]] | ||
IRC chat can be found [[Special:IframePage/Chat|here.]] | |||
I have forgotten what a pain in the ass setting up mediawiki is. Editing the local php file, adding lines of code to get simple shit to work, and all the other little tiny things may take me a bit to finally get this thing running the way I like. On top of that, I have forgotten just about everything I used to know about wiki markup language. </td> | I have forgotten what a pain in the ass setting up mediawiki is. Editing the local php file, adding lines of code to get simple shit to work, and all the other little tiny things may take me a bit to finally get this thing running the way I like. On top of that, I have forgotten just about everything I used to know about wiki markup language. </td> | ||
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== | |||
== bloggin horseshit == | |||
<!-- new extensions or other wiki addons to make life easier --> | <!-- new extensions or other wiki addons to make life easier --> | ||
[[File:blogwiki.png|right|70px]] | [[File:blogwiki.png|right|70px]] | ||
some stuff i have done: | |||
* | *[https://bloggin.space/lego.html lego] | ||
* | *[https://bloggin.space/trimmers.html a guide to weed trimmers] | ||
* | *[https://bloggin.space/tiddlywiki.html web notebook] | ||
* | *[https://bloggin.space/sherry.html sherry] | ||
I blog all the time, but nobody reads them. | |||
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== recent | == recent gibberish == | ||
<!-- only put three or four articles in here. they must be new ones --> | <!-- only put three or four articles in here. they must be new ones --> | ||
[[File:fedora.png|right| | [[File:fedora.png|right|90px|it's tipped, ma'am]] | ||
*[[Generic Article]] | *[[Generic Article]] | ||
*[[Frost Heave]] | *[[Frost Heave]] | ||
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== | == nonsense imagery == | ||
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<center><font size="+2"><font color="hotpink">b</font><font color="brown">log</font><font color="hotpink">gin space<sub> wiki style info dump</sub></font size></font> | |||
<hr width="60%"></center> | |||
== | == latest shenanigans == | ||
{{Special:RecentChanges/20}} | {{Special:RecentChanges/20}} | ||
== | |||
==somebody did something...neat== | |||
[[File:mtndewguy.gif|right|120px]] | [[File:mtndewguy.gif|right|120px]] | ||
* | '''a bunch of vanity crap.''' | ||
* | *OooOOoooo lookit what I done: '''{{NUMBEROFARTICLES}}''' | ||
* | *amount of [[Special:AllPages|garbage i am foisting:]] '''{{NUMBEROFPAGES}}''' | ||
* | *wow, [[Special:ListFiles|prutty piggchurs:]] '''{{NUMBEROFFILES}}''' | ||
*times that [[Special:RecentChanges|i managed to fuck up:]] '''{{NUMBEROFEDITS}}''' | |||
==categorized dogshit== | |||
'''mediawiki software likes to sort things into neat piles...''' | |||
<table width="100%" align="center" cellspacing="20px" cellpadding="20px" bgcolor="honeydew"> | |||
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<td width="33%" align="left" valign="top" bgcolor="Lavender"> | |||
[[File:Beer4.png|right|50px]] | |||
* [https://bloggin.space/wiki/index.php/Category:Exertion <span style="color:teal;">'''exertion'''</span>] | |||
* [https://bloggin.space/wiki/index.php/Category:People <span style="color:teal;">'''people'''</span>] | |||
* [https://bloggin.space/wiki/index.php/Category:Food <span style="color:teal;">'''food'''</span>] | |||
* [https://bloggin.space/wiki/index.php/Category:Old <span style="color:teal;">'''old'''</span>] | |||
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[[File:Dogpoop.png|right|70px]] | |||
* [https://bloggin.space/wiki/index.php/Category:IRL_Shit <span style="color:teal;">'''irl shit'''</span>] | |||
* [https://bloggin.space/wiki/index.php/Category:In_Jokes <span style="color:teal;">'''in jokes'''</span>] | |||
* [https://bloggin.space/wiki/index.php/Category:Internet <span style="color:teal;">'''internet'''</span>] | |||
* [https://bloggin.space/wiki/index.php/Category:Nonsense <span style="color:teal;">'''nonsense'''</span>] | |||
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[[File:biden1.png|right|60px|c'mon MAN]] | |||
* [https://bloggin.space/wiki/index.php/Category:Video <span style="color:teal;">'''video'''</span>] | |||
* [https://bloggin.space/wiki/index.php/Category:Media <span style="color:teal;">'''media'''</span>] | |||
* [https://bloggin.space/wiki/index.php/Category:Help <span style="color:teal;">'''help'''</span>] | |||
* [https://bloggin.space/wiki/index.php/Category:People_Who_Do_Not_Exist <span style="color:teal;">'''non people'''</span>] | |||
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i not good at computer | |||
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