Taking a penecks

"Taking a penecks" is the very human act of defecating, whether it be in a toilet or someplace else. Upon sensing the urge to defecate, humans, who are usually busy at their computer terminals chatting with other humans, announce that it is time to "take a poo poo," however they do this in a much more meaningful and more adroit manner by inserting the much better descriptor of "penecks."

There are several types of penecks which are dependent upon the eadding and drinking habits of the human who is taking the penecks. These types of penecks shall be discussed below.