Dark Matter

Scientists are stupid. They aren't stupid because they cannot figure out where all this missing mass in the universe is. Nobody can do that.

No, scientists are stupid because they came up with the worst name for the missing mass and thought to pass it off as "cool." They came up with Dark Matter.

Missing Mass?

Evidently, the way things are set up, we just don't have enough mass to stay together. According to science, we should be spinning apart and the crumbs should be evaporating away at the atomic level.

But rather than just tell people that, science came up with some dumb excuse called "Dark Matter."

What Is Dark Matter

Uh...filiments of low density plasma that is warm.

Yeah, just tell them that. It's confusing enough to be "sciency" and wordy enough to sound like you are smart.

Conclusion

There are 4 main conclusions to be drawn from the "Dark Matter" conundrum:

1. Dark matter does not exist
2. Scientists like to talk shit
3. The whole thing is an excuse because they can't back their shit up
4. Scientists are jerks

Dark Matter is Brain Learnin' Stuff. Yep!

• Barnum Effect • The Framing Effect • Availability Cascade • The Hindsight Fallacy • Panpsychism • Halpern Critical Thinking Assessment • The Gell-Mann Amnesia Effect • Inner Monologue • NPCs • Dark Matter •