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[[File:healthyfood.jpg|left|100px]]'''"Taking a penecks"''' is the very human act of defecating, whether it be in a toilet or someplace else. These other places can be anywhere convenient, yet for some reason, the majority of humans take '''penecks''' in streets as opposed to far more sanitary ways. | [[File:healthyfood.jpg|left|100px]]'''"Taking a penecks"''' is the very human act of defecating, whether it be in a toilet or someplace else. These other places can be anywhere convenient, yet for some reason, the majority of humans take '''penecks''' in streets as opposed to far more sanitary ways. | ||
Upon sensing the urge to defecate, humans, who are usually busy at their computer terminals chatting with other humans, wage cages, or other meaningless exertions, announce that it is time to ''"take a poo poo." | Upon sensing the urge to defecate, humans, who are usually busy at their computer terminals chatting with other humans, wage cages, or other meaningless exertions, announce that it is time to ''"take a poo poo."'' Usually, decorum and politeness predisposes this sort of crass phrasing and humans substitute such insensitive they do this in a much more meaningful and more adroit manner by inserting the much better descriptor of '''"penecks."''' | ||
Revision as of 02:12, 21 February 2022
"Taking a penecks" is the very human act of defecating, whether it be in a toilet or someplace else. These other places can be anywhere convenient, yet for some reason, the majority of humans take penecks in streets as opposed to far more sanitary ways.
Upon sensing the urge to defecate, humans, who are usually busy at their computer terminals chatting with other humans, wage cages, or other meaningless exertions, announce that it is time to "take a poo poo." Usually, decorum and politeness predisposes this sort of crass phrasing and humans substitute such insensitive they do this in a much more meaningful and more adroit manner by inserting the much better descriptor of "penecks."
Types of penecks
There are several types of penecks which are dependent upon the eadding and drinking habits of the human who is taking the penecks. Below, you will find a handy list of the various types of penecks.
- The Huge penecks - A penecks that is considered large by human standpoint. These penecks tend to damage human azzholes with their shear size and girth.
- The Loose penecks - A penecks that is usually due to poor eadding or drinking habits. Humans who do not look after the amount of fiber they consume or who consume far too much coffee or cheaper bears will have Loose penecks.