The Old Pick Nose And Eat It Switcheroo
I have scoured the internet trying to find other people out there that know this trick, but the art seems to be lost to the ages...even if the ages are only 3 decades ago. It is a wonderful dad joke. It also makes mom be disgusted, even though she knows it is funny. It is a trick to freak your kids out when they are young enough to still believe you without question.
The Old Pick Nose And Eat It Switcheroo is a harmless prank that you pull on kids just to get them disgusted and then laugh ridiculously, like peek-a-boo, or schlock horror films.
Method
First off, a discussion must be had about the differences between fingers. If you don't know what your index finger is, you may end up eating boogers. Your pointer finger should be self explanatory; it's the finger most people point with. Your index finger is the one you normally expose when you are pissed off in traffic.
Steps
Step 1: Exclaim to your six year old child (or dimwitted co-worker) that you have a booger that is being a bit troublesome.
Step 2: Loudly tell everybody that, despite blowing into tissues, this booger will not exit.
Step 3: Insert your pointer finger into the offending nostril. Dig around for a few seconds so that everybody knows that you are visibly picking your nose.
Step 4: Remove your pointer finger from your nose. Look at it closely and try to act like it is totally disgusting.
Step 5: Insert your index finger into your mouth and act like it is the greatest thing you have ever tasted.