Germans
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Germans spend twenty four hours per day, every day, trying to make everybody think life is as shitty as their own.
They are a jealous lot who think that their culture is important and somehow relevant despite the fact that they are 0-2 in world wars. Additionally, they will never recognize, to the point of incredulous and unimaginable ridiculousness, the fact that they have been a tool of greater powers than themselves since 1914.
A supplementary note must be addressed concerning Germans as well: They only view the 4chan board known as /r9k/.[1] This phenomena has not been adequately studied, mostly because nobody cares about Germans anyways, so no, it really does not need to be addressed.
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- ↑ The absolutely most depressive and lonely board on any imageboard, ever. Seriously, only loner virgins go there.