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(Created page with "Every link and picture on this page is taken directly from wikipedia. Yes, I am stealing their content as far as images go, but I feel good about it because I am adding my own content rather than their dry '''''science''''' words. ==Dick Ailments, Oddities, And Other Assorted Freakshow Shit== ===Peyronie's_disease=== right|100px This one is frightening. {{Q|Although the popular conception of Peyronie's disease is that it always involv...") |
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Every link and picture on this page is taken directly from wikipedia. Yes, I am stealing their content as far as images go, but I feel good about it because I am adding my own content rather than their dry '''''science''''' words. | Every link and picture on this page is taken directly from wikipedia. Yes, I am stealing their content as far as images go, but I feel good about it because I am adding my own content rather than their dry '''''science''''' words. | ||
==Vaginas: The Things That Afflict Them== | |||
Ah yes, the greatest thing on earth. | |||
Some may call them roast beef, sugar walls, stench trench, bearded clam, hootenanny, vangene, sloppy joe, vah-jay-jay, cunnie, pink taco, juice wallet, boner garage, rose bud, poon tang, pooty tang, itch ditch, hot pocket, tuna town, box, coochie, meat curtains, bagina, pucci, love hole, snizz, schnizz, lady ham, squish mitten, candy canoe, cock dock, rock dock, rocket dock, hatch, snatch, hairy donut, bageena, front butt, sausage holster, cock holster, poozle, www,<ref>: D Erotica</ref> honey pot, fish pudding, gorilla salad, peach, slit, slit peach, pie, jinner, giner, cod box, stank basket, stank hole, stank for the crank, cock cave, hot dog holder, hot dog holster, foopa, fishy tube, hoo hoo, squeeze box,<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n02PD18cFs</ref> snail trail, happy hole, stinky fahooter, twat, TACTICAL WOMEN'S ALERT TEAM, canoochi, Pubebacca, wookie in a head lock, hey nanner nanner, beaver, beavah, beava, gashalupagus, hairy triangle, gash hatch, beef cookie, vijoiner, fish mitten, anchovy sundae, tooner salad, hip lips, happy valley, camel toe, quiff, and other words. I prefer to call them the '''Heavenly Vestibule."<ref>Just in case my wife sees this article.</ref> | |||
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{{Q|Although the popular conception of Peyronie's disease is that it always involves curvature of the penis, the scar tissue sometimes causes divots or indentations rather than curvature. The condition may also make sexual intercourse painful and/or difficult, though it is unclear whether some men report satisfactory or unsatisfactory intercourse in spite of the disorder.}} | {{Q|Although the popular conception of Peyronie's disease is that it always involves curvature of the penis, the scar tissue sometimes causes divots or indentations rather than curvature. The condition may also make sexual intercourse painful and/or difficult, though it is unclear whether some men report satisfactory or unsatisfactory intercourse in spite of the disorder.}} | ||
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peyronie%27s_disease | *https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peyronie%27s_disease | ||
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===Benign prostatic hyperplasia=== | ===Benign prostatic hyperplasia=== | ||
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A big fancy word for prostate enlargement. The fucked up part is that they are experimenting with shooting a laser at your butthole.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surgery_for_benign_prostatic_hyperplasia#Prostate_laser_surgery</ref> | A big fancy word for prostate enlargement. The fucked up part is that they are experimenting with shooting a laser at your butthole.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surgery_for_benign_prostatic_hyperplasia#Prostate_laser_surgery</ref> | ||
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benign_prostatic_hyperplasia | *https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benign_prostatic_hyperplasia | ||
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===Penis Size=== | ===Penis Size=== | ||
This page has like 300 pictures of dicks. | This page has like 300 pictures of dicks.<ref>https://mydick.pictures/cocks/thumbnails-1-page-2.html</ref> As much as you want to see them, queer, I won't be displaying any here. If you want to look at micropenises<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micropenis</ref>, click the link: | ||
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis_size | *https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis_size | ||
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===Penis reduction=== | ===Penis reduction=== | ||
<big><font color="red">'''Who would want this???'''</font></big> | |||
{{Q|Penis reduction or penis reduction surgery refers to efforts or an assortment of techniques intended to decrease the girth or length of the human penis, especially when erect.}} | {{Q|Penis reduction or penis reduction surgery refers to efforts or an assortment of techniques intended to decrease the girth or length of the human penis, especially when erect.}} | ||
*https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_reduction | |||
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===Buried penis=== | ===Buried penis=== | ||
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{{Q|Buried penis (also known as hidden penis or retractile penis) is a congenital or acquired condition in which the penis is partially or completely hidden below the surface of the skin. A buried penis can lead to urinary difficulties, poor hygiene, infection, and inhibition of normal sexual function.}} | {{Q|Buried penis (also known as hidden penis or retractile penis) is a congenital or acquired condition in which the penis is partially or completely hidden below the surface of the skin. A buried penis can lead to urinary difficulties, poor hygiene, infection, and inhibition of normal sexual function.}} | ||
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buried_penis | *https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buried_penis | ||
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===Paraphimosis=== | ===Paraphimosis=== | ||
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{{Q|If this condition persists for several hours or there is any sign of a lack of blood flow, paraphimosis should be treated as a medical emergency, as it can result in gangrene.}} | {{Q|If this condition persists for several hours or there is any sign of a lack of blood flow, paraphimosis should be treated as a medical emergency, as it can result in gangrene.}} | ||
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraphimosis | *https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraphimosis | ||
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===Preputioplasty=== | ===Preputioplasty=== | ||
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Yes, somebody drew that. | Yes, somebody drew that. | ||
*https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Preputioplasty | |||
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{{Q|US president James Garfield was assassinated by Charles Guiteau in 1881. Guiteau's autopsy report indicated that he had phimosis. At the time, this led to the speculation that Guiteau's murderous behavior was due to phimosis-induced insanity.}} | {{Q|US president James Garfield was assassinated by Charles Guiteau in 1881. Guiteau's autopsy report indicated that he had phimosis. At the time, this led to the speculation that Guiteau's murderous behavior was due to phimosis-induced insanity.}} | ||
*https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phimosis | |||
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==References== | ==References== | ||
<references /> | <references /> | ||
Revision as of 01:50, 9 May 2022
Every link and picture on this page is taken directly from wikipedia. Yes, I am stealing their content as far as images go, but I feel good about it because I am adding my own content rather than their dry science words.
Vaginas: The Things That Afflict Them
Ah yes, the greatest thing on earth.
Some may call them roast beef, sugar walls, stench trench, bearded clam, hootenanny, vangene, sloppy joe, vah-jay-jay, cunnie, pink taco, juice wallet, boner garage, rose bud, poon tang, pooty tang, itch ditch, hot pocket, tuna town, box, coochie, meat curtains, bagina, pucci, love hole, snizz, schnizz, lady ham, squish mitten, candy canoe, cock dock, rock dock, rocket dock, hatch, snatch, hairy donut, bageena, front butt, sausage holster, cock holster, poozle, www,[1] honey pot, fish pudding, gorilla salad, peach, slit, slit peach, pie, jinner, giner, cod box, stank basket, stank hole, stank for the crank, cock cave, hot dog holder, hot dog holster, foopa, fishy tube, hoo hoo, squeeze box,[2] snail trail, happy hole, stinky fahooter, twat, TACTICAL WOMEN'S ALERT TEAM, canoochi, Pubebacca, wookie in a head lock, hey nanner nanner, beaver, beavah, beava, gashalupagus, hairy triangle, gash hatch, beef cookie, vijoiner, fish mitten, anchovy sundae, tooner salad, hip lips, happy valley, camel toe, quiff, and other words. I prefer to call them the Heavenly Vestibule."[3]
Dick Ailments, Oddities, And Other Assorted Freakshow Shit
Peyronie's_disease
This one is frightening.
Although the popular conception of Peyronie's disease is that it always involves curvature of the penis, the scar tissue sometimes causes divots or indentations rather than curvature. The condition may also make sexual intercourse painful and/or difficult, though it is unclear whether some men report satisfactory or unsatisfactory intercourse in spite of the disorder. 
Benign prostatic hyperplasia
A big fancy word for prostate enlargement. The fucked up part is that they are experimenting with shooting a laser at your butthole.[4]
Penis Size
This page has like 300 pictures of dicks.[5] As much as you want to see them, queer, I won't be displaying any here. If you want to look at micropenises[6], click the link:
Penis reduction
Who would want this???
Penis reduction or penis reduction surgery refers to efforts or an assortment of techniques intended to decrease the girth or length of the human penis, especially when erect.
Buried penis
Fatties with huge guts get this one.
Buried penis (also known as hidden penis or retractile penis) is a congenital or acquired condition in which the penis is partially or completely hidden below the surface of the skin. A buried penis can lead to urinary difficulties, poor hygiene, infection, and inhibition of normal sexual function.
Paraphimosis
If this condition persists for several hours or there is any sign of a lack of blood flow, paraphimosis should be treated as a medical emergency, as it can result in gangrene.
Preputioplasty
Mostly funny and fucked up because the article comes with this image.
Yes, somebody drew that.
Phimosis
Another article with lots of dick pictures. Every guy has heard of Phimosis or experienced it, because of the ouch factor. The good part in the article was this:
US president James Garfield was assassinated by Charles Guiteau in 1881. Guiteau's autopsy report indicated that he had phimosis. At the time, this led to the speculation that Guiteau's murderous behavior was due to phimosis-induced insanity.
References
- ↑ : D Erotica
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n02PD18cFs
- ↑ Just in case my wife sees this article.
- ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surgery_for_benign_prostatic_hyperplasia#Prostate_laser_surgery
- ↑ https://mydick.pictures/cocks/thumbnails-1-page-2.html
- ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micropenis