Fucked Up Stuff On wikipedia
Every link and picture on this page is taken directly from wikipedia. Yes, I am stealing their content as far as images go, but I feel good about it because I am adding my own content rather than their dry, stupid, book-lernin' science words.
Vaginas: The Things That Afflict Them
Ah yes, the greatest thing on earth.
But I will not be including very many pictures in this section because...ugh.
Some may call them roast beef, sugar walls, stench trench, bearded clam, hootenanny, vangene, sloppy joe, vah-jay-jay, cunnie, pink taco, juice wallet, boner garage, rose bud, poon tang, pooty tang, itch ditch, hot pocket, tuna town, box, coochie, meat curtains, bagina, pucci, love hole, snizz, schnizz, lady ham, squish mitten, candy canoe, cock dock, rock dock, rocket dock, hatch, snatch, hairy donut, bageena, front butt, sausage holster, cock holster, poozle, www,[1] honey pot, fish pudding, gorilla salad, peach, slit, slit peach, pie, jinner, giner, cod box, stank basket, stank hole, stank for the crank, cock cave, hot dog holder, hot dog holster, foopa, fishy tube, hoo hoo, squeeze box,[2] snail trail, happy hole, stinky fahooter, twat, TACTICAL WOMEN'S ALERT TEAM, canoochi, Pubebacca, wookie in a head lock, hey nanner nanner, beaver, beavah, beava, gashalupagus, hairy triangle, gash hatch, beef cookie, vijoiner, fish mitten, anchovy sundae, tooner salad, hip lips, happy valley, camel toe, quiff, and other words. I prefer to call them the "Heavenly Vestibule."[3]
Vaginal Atresia
Vaginal atresia is a condition in which the vagina is abnormally closed or absent.
Yeast Infection
I am not even going to upload a picture for this section, the one present on wikipedia gave me a tinge of upchuck. I'll just link it if you want to see it:
Vaginal Discharge
NO.
Foreign objects can cause a chronic vaginal discharge with a foul odor. Common foreign objects found in adolescents and adults are tampons, toilet paper, and objects used for sexual arousal. 
Cystocele
A cystocele, also known as a prolapsed bladder, is a medical condition in which a woman's bladder bulges into her vagina.
The symptoms of a cystocele may include:
- a vaginal bulge
- the feeling that something is falling out of the vagina
- the sensation of pelvic heaviness or fullness
- difficulty starting a urine stream
- a feeling of incomplete urination
- frequent or urgent urination
- fecal incontinence
- frequent urinary tract infections
- back and pelvic pain
- fatigue
- painful sexual intercourse
- bleeding
- making me want to throw up all over the place, and I just ate spaghetti.
Bartholin's cyst
A Bartholin's cyst occurs when a Bartholin's gland within the labia becomes blocked. Small cysts may result in minimal symptoms. Larger cysts may result in swelling on one side of the vagina, as well as pain during sex or walking.
The picture is kinda goofy looking too.
Uterine fibroid
Good God Almighty. And it even has a gallery of pictures...
Lichen sclerosus
Yes, it can effect men too, but the picture within the wikipedia article is a woman...and it's disgusting.
Kraurosis vulvae
The "artist's rendition" of this ailment is pretty gross, but funny at the same time.
Human Papillomavirus Infection
In some cases, an HPV infection persists and results in either warts or precancerous lesions. These lesions, depending on the site affected, increase the risk of cancer of the cervix, vulva, vagina, penis, anus, mouth, tonsils, or throat. Sucks man.
Speaking of "man," the article goes on to say:
There is not a wide range of tests available even though HPV is common; most studies of HPV used tools and custom analysis not available to the general public.
Good thing Michael Douglas isn't common, or part of the general public.[4]
Dick Ailments, Oddities, And Other Assorted Freakshow Shit
Peyronie's disease
This one is frightening.
Although the popular conception of Peyronie's disease is that it always involves curvature of the penis, the scar tissue sometimes causes divots or indentations rather than curvature. The condition may also make sexual intercourse painful and/or difficult, though it is unclear whether some men report satisfactory or unsatisfactory intercourse in spite of the disorder.
Benign prostatic hyperplasia
A big fancy word for prostate enlargement. The fucked up part is that they are experimenting with shooting a laser at your butthole.[5]
Penis Size
This page has like 300 pictures of dicks.[6] As much as you want to see them, queer, I won't be displaying any here. If you want to look at micropenises[7], click the link:
Penis reduction
Who would want this???
Penis reduction or penis reduction surgery refers to efforts or an assortment of techniques intended to decrease the girth or length of the human penis, especially when erect.
Buried penis
Fatties with huge guts get this one.
Buried penis (also known as hidden penis or retractile penis) is a congenital or acquired condition in which the penis is partially or completely hidden below the surface of the skin. A buried penis can lead to urinary difficulties, poor hygiene, infection, and inhibition of normal sexual function.
Paraphimosis
If this condition persists for several hours or there is any sign of a lack of blood flow, paraphimosis should be treated as a medical emergency, as it can result in gangrene.
Preputioplasty
Mostly funny and fucked up because the article comes with this image.
Yes, somebody drew that.
Phimosis
Another article with lots of dick pictures. Every guy has heard of Phimosis or experienced it, because of the ouch factor. The good part in the article was this:
US president James Garfield was assassinated by Charles Guiteau in 1881. Guiteau's autopsy report indicated that he had phimosis. At the time, this led to the speculation that Guiteau's murderous behavior was due to phimosis-induced insanity.
References
- ↑ : D Erotica
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n02PD18cFs
- ↑ Just in case my wife sees this article.
- ↑ https://www.webmd.com/sexual-conditions/news/20130603/michael-douglas-blames-his-throat-cancer-on-oral-sex
- ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surgery_for_benign_prostatic_hyperplasia#Prostate_laser_surgery
- ↑ https://mydick.pictures/cocks/thumbnails-1-page-2.html
- ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micropenis