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A | A cleaning crew was hired to take all of that garbage out and toss it into a 30 yard dumpster. 3 women were to do the job, but since they had trouble with the more heavy items, '''Jeff''' was also employed to handle the big stuff. The ladies would remove all of the dildos and other sexual items, giggling while they worked, while Jeff would remove furniture and other unwieldy things. | ||
==about Jeff== | ==about Jeff== | ||
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[[File:Sexdoll1.jpg|thumb|center|400px|'''BEHOLD!''']] | [[File:Sexdoll1.jpg|thumb|center|400px|'''BEHOLD!''']] | ||
==the story really begins== | |||
[[File:Sexdoll2.jpg|thumb|right|120px|hahahaha, funny! right guys?]] | |||
Upon finding the [https://www.realdoll.com/ RealDoll,] Jeff knew that he had to have it. But how to remove it while the cleaning ladies watched? How to get it home and hide it so that his sixty year old girlfriend would not discover it? He was perplexed. He shoved it back under the bed, put everything back into place, and acted like everything was back to normal. Yes, all this was quickly done, but not before putting a wig on it and a dildo in it. | |||
The cleaning ladies were dismissed, their job done and only the huge craft-matic bed still in the home. Jeff struggled with ways to remove and store his new doll, but he was perplexed. Finally, he moved the bed itself and proclaimed to his boss ''"Wow, look what I found!" | |||
Everybody in the room cracked up. Calls for other people not in the room were loud. | |||
Jeff quickly began to furiously type into his phone. ''"Gee guys, this thing is worth like $1,600...maybe we should sell it on eBay and split the profits."'' This sounded great; if it was worth that much, everybody around would get $400. They all agreed and the doll was carefully packed back into its box. The shape of the doll and all of its accoutrements fit perfectly into that odd cardboard contraption, and the matter was shelved for the time being. | |||
Days went by. No news came from Jeff and the doll still remained in it's box in the empty house. When asked what he was doing as far as eBay was concerned, Jeff explained that he was lazy and had not yet put an advertisement up on the website yet. Finally, after 3 weeks of pestering, Jeff told everybody that yes, he had put up an advertisement, and in fact had a buyer. For this reason, he would need to take the doll home because that is where the buyer would be meeting him. | |||
Revision as of 01:21, 29 March 2022
In 2018, a man who owed more than $30,000 in child support abandoned his home. He left just about everything: 2 cars, appliances, a hospital style craft-matic bed, power tools, expensive furniture, a chest styled deep freezer, and even most of his clothes.
But the most shocking, funny, and amazing thing that he left behind was a HUGE collection of sex toys. When inspecting the house, every room yielded more and more dildos, butt plugs, blow job machines, and piles of both magazines and DVDs. A dresser found in a closet was full of lingerie, rubber pants, vinyl shirts, odd condoms, blow up dolls, hand cuffs, leg cuffs, testicle cuffs, cock rings, ring gags, ball gags, horse bits, whips, floggers, dildos, and many other things that I have no description for. In the bathroom, shower connected enemas were found, as well as various medical tools such as catheters, sounding rods, rubber gloves, and vacuum machines.
It did not take much time to figure out that the guy was a total sexual freak, spending tens of thousands of dollars on anything sex related.
clean up crew
A cleaning crew was hired to take all of that garbage out and toss it into a 30 yard dumpster. 3 women were to do the job, but since they had trouble with the more heavy items, Jeff was also employed to handle the big stuff. The ladies would remove all of the dildos and other sexual items, giggling while they worked, while Jeff would remove furniture and other unwieldy things.
about Jeff
Jeff had long established the fact that he was a eBay seller. He sold tools, motorcycle parts, and other stuff that he found when he was cleaning out old homes. If you found something odd, he was the guy who knew what it was. This goes for the most obscure items. He was also a screaming drunk who couldn't do his job without a pint of vodka in his back pocket. This is probably why he even started with eBay because he couldn't make ends meet unless he found outside income.
Jeff was also dating a woman who lived next door to him. She is in her sixties, and probably didn't "put out" as much as Jeff was used to. Jeff was always ogling women and making comments.
discovery!!!
On day three of the clean up process, almost all of the small things had been removed. The food, dishes, and knick knacks were either tossed in the dumpster or taken home by the 3 women. Jeff took the power tools and sold them.
So yes, it was day 3. Nearing five o'clock (quitting time), the gals were packing up their stuff and mentioned to Jeff that the huge bed in the master bedroom had drawers in the bottom of it, but they had not been able to open them as they appeared to be stuck shut. Jeff, thinking that they were fake drawers made to look real, sighed to himself and went to the room and see what was up. As it turns out, the drawers really were fake, but at one point in time, they had been real drawer accesses that had been glued shut.
Instead of prying the drawer faces off, Jeff decided to just lift the bed, box spring, and slats off to see what was housed in the drawers. It turns out that the drawers were also removed, leaving a very large hidden space under the bed. All Jeff could see was an oddly shaped box that resembled a triangle.
Inside that triangle shaped box, Jeff found something that would change his life forever:
the story really begins
Upon finding the RealDoll, Jeff knew that he had to have it. But how to remove it while the cleaning ladies watched? How to get it home and hide it so that his sixty year old girlfriend would not discover it? He was perplexed. He shoved it back under the bed, put everything back into place, and acted like everything was back to normal. Yes, all this was quickly done, but not before putting a wig on it and a dildo in it.
The cleaning ladies were dismissed, their job done and only the huge craft-matic bed still in the home. Jeff struggled with ways to remove and store his new doll, but he was perplexed. Finally, he moved the bed itself and proclaimed to his boss "Wow, look what I found!"
Everybody in the room cracked up. Calls for other people not in the room were loud.
Jeff quickly began to furiously type into his phone. "Gee guys, this thing is worth like $1,600...maybe we should sell it on eBay and split the profits." This sounded great; if it was worth that much, everybody around would get $400. They all agreed and the doll was carefully packed back into its box. The shape of the doll and all of its accoutrements fit perfectly into that odd cardboard contraption, and the matter was shelved for the time being.
Days went by. No news came from Jeff and the doll still remained in it's box in the empty house. When asked what he was doing as far as eBay was concerned, Jeff explained that he was lazy and had not yet put an advertisement up on the website yet. Finally, after 3 weeks of pestering, Jeff told everybody that yes, he had put up an advertisement, and in fact had a buyer. For this reason, he would need to take the doll home because that is where the buyer would be meeting him.