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welcome fuckos

you ever step in dog shit and then attempt to remove it but end up smearing it around even worse? this wiki is just like that.

originally, i had this great plan. this plan was to document this whole internet 2.0 hub-bub, and then shit on it. to drive the point home in a fiendish way, I was going to do it on an old style website using just notepad++ to edit it. turns out nobody gave a shit, so i just kept on bloggin here using wiki software. most of the stuff on this page is for my use anyways, but if you liked the old busted front page, you can find it here.

latest shenanigans

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00:41, 31 August 2025 ‎BRMC (hist | edit) ‎[686 bytes] ‎Grug (talk | contribs) (Created page with "This one is a work in progress. A very long time ago, I listened to this band and liked them. Then, for some reason, I forgot they existed. Oddly, despite the fact that I wasn't paying attention to them, they decided to have a career and release many more albums while I was not paying attention. '''BRMC''' songs will be added below as I find and enjoy them. ==Songs== <gallery> File:BRMC.mp4 </gallery>")
23:58, 30 August 2025 ‎Chinese Laundry (hist | edit) ‎[182 bytes] ‎Grug (talk | contribs) (Created page with "The sneaky reason why Mr. Lee's laundry is so clean. What a hotshot. center|600px {{Video}} Category:Video Category:Old Category:Media")
01:24, 27 August 2025 ‎Cracker Barrel (hist | edit) ‎[735 bytes] ‎Grug (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Technically, '''Cracker Barrel''' conceded that they were stupid and are going to change their logo back. This didn't stop internet meme guys. center|600px {{Video}}")
02:15, 20 August 2025 ‎Stumpin (hist | edit) ‎[169 bytes] ‎Grug (talk | contribs) (Created page with "BallSac thinks he's the only stumper out there, but he's wrong. center|600px {{Video}} Category:People Category:Video Category:Media")
00:57, 19 August 2025 ‎Jack Tatum (hist | edit) ‎[1,336 bytes] ‎Grug (talk | contribs) (Created page with "'''Jack Tatum''' is the main reason why a ton of stuff is illegal in the NFL today. center|600px")
12:26, 16 August 2025 ‎Trump Talks (hist | edit) ‎[210 bytes] ‎Grug (talk | contribs) (Created page with "==Dentist on a Saturday???== center|600px {{Video}}")
23:05, 16 July 2025 ‎Fred's Funeral (hist | edit) ‎[1,622 bytes] ‎Grug (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{DISPLAYTITLE:<font face="courier"><font color="hotpink">Fred's Funeral</font></font>}} Fred works hard at the office but spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Fred! How ya doin?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no," says Fred. "He's in my bowl...")
22:53, 1 July 2025 ‎Beef Birria (hist | edit) ‎[1,127 bytes] ‎Grug (talk | contribs) (Created page with "The wife wants to try '''Beef Birria''' tacos. She probably saw somebody making them on tiktok or something. They are kinda popular right now. I am putting down the ingredients here so I can remember them when I go shopping for the stuff. ==Ingredients== <poem> Put all this stuff in the slow cooker and let it go overnight. Beef Birria: 3-4 lbs beef (chuck roast, short ribs, or brisket) 5-6 dried guajillo chiles (stemmed, seeded) 3 dried ancho chiles (stemmed, seed...")
16:37, 24 June 2025 ‎They Don't Know What The Fuck They're Doing (hist | edit) ‎[81 bytes] ‎Grug (talk | contribs) (Created page with "center|600px {{Media}}")
18:18, 22 June 2025 ‎Welcome.sh (hist | edit) ‎[6,251 bytes] ‎Grug (talk | contribs) (Created page with " GNU nano 8.5 welcome #!/data/data/com.termux/files/usr/bin/bash # Termux Welcome Screen # Displays on session start with greeting, historical event, Fort Wayne weather, AL E...")

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organized dogshit

series!!!

categories!!!

why are you looking here? the joke is in your pants

<@Monkt> Erotica weishaupt what did BallSac call his wife after taking her stumpin one time?
<@Monkt> Peg
<@weishaupt> hahahahhaa
<+Erotica> lmao Monkt
<+Erotica> lettuce ban him when he gets back

i happen to be a big fuggin deal

a bunch of vanity mumbo jumbo

total bologna articles: 782
amount of garbage i am foisting: 4,011
wow, images, videos, and such: 2,916
times that i managed to fuck up: 11,565

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 originally, i had this [[Taking a penecks|great plan.]]  this plan was to document this whole  '''''internet 2.0''''' hub-bub, and then shit on it.  to drive the point home in a fiendish way, I was going to do it on an old style website using just notepad++ to edit it. turns out nobody gave a shit, so i just kept on bloggin here using wiki software.  most of the stuff on this page is for my use anyways, but if you liked the old busted front page, you can find it [[Old Main Page|here]].
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