SLAPP CO`-

SLAPP CO`- is the greatest chatter on the Rizon IRC server. As you might expect, he is the CEO and founder of the Slap Corporation. This business makes it it's business to slap irc chatters when they need to be slapped. SLAPP CO`- conducts such slapping in an "as needed" capacity. Unfortunately most chatters need such slapping actions due to the fact that they are unworthy, small, or German.

All of this tomfoolery takes place in the #g/tv channel.

Normal Business

A regular day, with SLAPP_CO`- performing regular buisness. Manchildren have a problem with the SLAPP_CO`- chain of events, but manchildren have lots of problems.

SLAPP_CO`- slaps n0s3y|afk around a bit with a large trout.
SLAPP_CO`- slaps n0s3y|afk around a bit with a large trout.
SLAPP_CO`- slaps n0s3y|afk around a bit with a large trout.
SLAPP_CO`- slaps n0s3y|afk around a bit with a large trout.
SLAPP_CO`- slaps n0s3y|afk around a bit with a large trout.
SLAPP_CO`- no??

n0s3y|afk

This transcript shows just how mad n0s3y|afk becomes when she gets slapped with a large trout repeatedly.

SLAPP_CO`- n0s3y|afk <----- The afk is short for "as fuck"
SLAPP_CO`- n0s3y|afk <----- The afk is short for "as fuck"
SLAPP_CO`- He's Nosey as Fuck
SLAPP_CO`- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
SLAPP_CO`- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
SLAPP_CO`- :)
SLAPP_CO`-> no??
SLAPP_CO`- slaps n0s3y|afk around a bit with a large trout
SLAPP_CO`- slaps n0s3y|afk around a bit with a large trout
SLAPP_CO`- slaps n0s3y|afk around a bit with a large trout
SLAPP_CO`- NOSEY AS FUCK you there??
SLAPP_CO`- no??
SLAPP_CO`- was kicked by ChanServ (autism. (n0s3y|afk))

Conclusion

It seems that Germanlets do not wish to be told that they are germanlets. Additionally, germanlets tend to "get mad" when they are told as such.

But at the very least, being slapped by SLAPP_CO`- and his Slap Corporation should reset their autism and make IRC chats a better world.