Trout

Besides slapping people on an IRC channel, there is an actual food called Trout.

Trout usually is cooked over an open fire right next to the stream where you caught the fish, but these days, you can get Trout in stores. I have caught Trout, but I have also bought Trout. This is a stupid way to cook it that takes like six minutes.

What You Need

• Trout fillets
• Salt
• Pepper
• Butter
• Lemon
• Maybe garlic?
• A MAPPS torch

Method

Season your Trout fillets. Add some butter to them. Put some olive oil on them...blah blah blah.

Get out your torch and bake the hell out of them.