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7:12 pm <@FED> you know what that is? 7:12 pm <~Macbot> wonder what that little fucker. 7:12 pm <@FED> that's my roommate packing his shit and getting the FUCK out of my house 7:13 pm <+BallSac> well shid 7:13 pm <+BallSac> for any reason ? 7:13 pm <+BallSac> err 7:13 pm <+BallSac> why ? 7:13 pm <@FED> uhhhh nonpayment of rent for 3 months? You haven't been a part of the Roommate Arc? 7:15 pm <@weishaupt> <@FED> that's my roommate packing his shit and getting the FUCK out of my house 7:15 pm <@weishaupt> hahahahahahahahahahahaha 7:15 pm <@weishaupt> great! 7:16 pm <@FED> I might have told him the sheriffs were coming tomorrow, when in reality there's a bunch of legal court proceedings to evict someone before the sheriffs arrive 7:16 pm <@FED> whoops 7:19 pm <@Monkt> that's ok FED that's how weishaupt does it 7:20 pm <@Monkt> they never know the difference 7:20 pm <@FED> I've already got the new door locks ordered on Amazon 7:21 pm <@FED> I called a locksmith just for fun to see how much it would be for them to replace the locks 7:21 pm <@FED> $218!!! 7:25 pm <@FED> my roommate is neither malicious enough nor clever enough to kick the door in 7:25 pm <@FED> I'm pretty sure he's not even smart enough to make a copy of his house key, so changing the locks is moot 7:26 pm <@FED> but, it's what you do 7:26 pm <@Monkt> yeah I don't want him having a key to my room FED