Timeline 12539

A truly heroic timeline. One of the good timelines, Timeline 12539 displays honor, vengence, dignity, integrity, morals, and finally Justice.

<@FED> you know what that is?
<@FED> that's my roommate packing his shit and getting the FUCK out of my house
<+BallSac> well shid
<+BallSac> for any reason ?
<+BallSac> err
<+BallSac> why ?
<@FED> uhhhh nonpayment of rent for 3 months? You haven't been a part of the Roommate Arc?
<@weishaupt> <@FED> that's my roommate packing his shit and getting the FUCK out of my house
<@weishaupt> hahahahahahahahahahahaha
<@weishaupt> great!
<@FED> I might have told him the sheriffs were coming tomorrow, when in reality there's a bunch of legal court proceedings to evict someone before the sheriffs arrive
<@FED> whoops
<@Monkt> that's ok FED that's how weishaupt does it
<@Monkt> they never know the difference
<@FED> I've already got the new door locks ordered on Amazon
<@FED> I called a locksmith just for fun to see how much it would be for them to replace the locks
<@FED> $218!!!
<@FED> my roommate is neither malicious enough nor clever enough to kick the door in
<@FED> I'm pretty sure he's not even smart enough to make a copy of his house key, so changing the locks is moot
<@FED> but, it's what you do
<@Monkt> yeah I don't want him having a key to my room FED