Poopfoot

Poopfoot is a "Tortie" or Tortoiseshell cat from Toledo, Ohio. She gets her poop name because her back right foot is a curious poop colored brown. She may have also wandered around the house with poop on her foot when she was a kitten.

Background

Tortoiseshell cats, or torties, combine two colors other than white, either closely mixed or in larger patches. The colors are often described as red and black, but the "red" patches can instead be orange, yellow, or cream, and the "black" can instead be chocolate, gray, tabby, or blue.

That part above is what TOW describes what Tortie cats are. The one we are talking about here is a total asshole cat. Why is she an asshole? Because she is smart. She knows how to open doors, insinuate herself, pick through garbage, and do other asshole thiings.

Story

Poopfoot was found in a trailer park in Toledo, Ohio. Because of her rare coloration, she was taken to a person who would easily fall in love with her and take very good care of her. She quickly acclimated herself to her new surroundings and began ruining the lives of the other cats that lived near to her.

Months after her "adoption," her breath began to really smell badly. It smelled like rotten tuna butthole, mixed with the worst diarrhea you have ever smelt when dealing with chinese hookers, which was then placed on a toasted ham and swiss sandwich. The vet suggested removing 4 teeth, and it was done.