When I Feel Bad

This is some real "Chicken Soup For The Soul" bullshit, but as it turns out, this sort of thing works. I have a different name for it though. I call it: "Shit I Do When I Feel Sick, Disgusted, Or Just Plain Bad."

The Story

Twisted my ankle on some ice the other day. It got all swollen and I generally felt like shit. But you don't need to fuck yourself up to make this stuff. It takes time, but it is retardedly easy to do.

Steps

Carrots, onions, celery, radishes, lots of whole garlic cloves, jalapeno peppers, a whole bunch of cilantro, thyme, rosemary, and some bay leaves. Put them all in a stock pot and cover with water, broth, or stock. You can add a bit of white wine if you like.