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(Created page with "'''Poopfoot''' is a "Tortie" or ''Tortoiseshell cat'' from Toledo, Ohio. ==Background== Tortoiseshell cats, or torties, combine two colors other than white, either closely mixed or in larger patches. The colors are often described as red and black, but the "red" patches can instead be orange, yellow, or cream, and the "black" can instead be chocolate, gray, tabby, or blue. That part above is what TOW says about Tortie cats are. The one we are talking about here is...") |
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Months after her "adoption," her breath began to really smell badly. It smelled like rotten tuna butthole, mixed with the worst diarrhea you have ever smelt when dealing with chinese hookers. The vet suggested removing 4 teeth, and it was done. | Months after her "adoption," her breath began to really smell badly. It smelled like rotten tuna butthole, mixed with the worst diarrhea you have ever smelt when dealing with chinese hookers. The vet suggested removing 4 teeth, and it was done. | ||
Revision as of 03:23, 17 January 2026
Poopfoot is a "Tortie" or Tortoiseshell cat from Toledo, Ohio.
Background
Tortoiseshell cats, or torties, combine two colors other than white, either closely mixed or in larger patches. The colors are often described as red and black, but the "red" patches can instead be orange, yellow, or cream, and the "black" can instead be chocolate, gray, tabby, or blue.
That part above is what TOW says about Tortie cats are. The one we are talking about here is a total asshole cat. Why is she an asshole? Because she is smart. She knows how to open doors, insinuate herself, pick through garbage, and do other asshole thiings.
Story
Poopfoot was found in a trailer park in Toledo, Ohio. Because of her rare coloration, she was taken to a person who would easily fall in love with her and take very good care of her. She quickly acclimated herself to her new surroundings and began ruining the lives of the other cats that lived near to her.
Months after her "adoption," her breath began to really smell badly. It smelled like rotten tuna butthole, mixed with the worst diarrhea you have ever smelt when dealing with chinese hookers. The vet suggested removing 4 teeth, and it was done.