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I asked my wife to come and check my balls during a recent shower. She said: | I asked my wife to come and check my balls during a recent shower. She said: | ||
{{Q|balls feel like two hairless gerbils fighting over a food pellet in a greasy bag of slippery rubber.}} | {{Q|Your balls feel like two hairless gerbils fighting over a food pellet in a greasy bag of slippery rubber.}} | ||
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Revision as of 02:05, 18 February 2024
Various dictionaries around the web pretty much define Soft Water like the following:
What Soft Water Really Is
Shit.
What Soft Water Feels Like When You Take A Shower
It feels like you are an eel stuck in a jar of Vaseline.[4]
Seriously, now that I live in an area that requires a water softener to keep the home pipes clean of calcium deposits, I have to feed the damn softener with salt every other month and it makes my balls feel like two hairless gerbils fighting over a food pellet in a greasy bag of slippery rubber.
I asked my wife to come and check my balls during a recent shower. She said:
Your balls feel like two hairless gerbils fighting over a food pellet in a greasy bag of slippery rubber. 