Black Monday

Black Monday refers to the day where a guy had to fire all of his employees. This destruction included the termination of his own wife.

*narrators voice* but he didn't have fun, he never had sex again. - Erotica

Some Chats

BallSac: tell me about swingin da hammer today
tpuahsiew: not good
tpuahsiew: 2 guys broke down and cried
BallSac: omfg
BallSac: 4 real ???
tpuahsiew: yes
tpuahsiew: then i get a call on the way home
tpuahsiew: from corp HQ
tpuahsiew: there will be a mandatory meeting on wednesday
tpuahsiew: all are expected to be there
tpuahsiew: and the owner will be flying in to assure the remaining employees
tpuahsiew: that the company remains strong
tpuahsiew: FLYING IN ON HIS PRIVATE JET
tpuahsiew: >to maintain this jet costs 200k per year
tpuahsiew: >or 3 of the employees i just fired
tpuahsiew: BallSac, thats a pretty bad look as far as i am concerned
BallSac: you aint fuggin lyin
BallSac: you think hes comin to axe more people ??

A bit of time goes by...

BallSac: well, the right thing to do
BallSac: would be do it person
BallSac: and explain himself
tpuahsiew: he doesnt give a shit about "the right thing to do"
BallSac: awful
tpuahsiew: he aint like you BallSac
tpuahsiew: the only thing he sees when he looks at guys like you
tpuahsiew: is how much he can exploit out of you
BallSac: thats scummy as fugg

Captain Stupid Chimes In

About 8 hours too late, and 70 IQ points lower, GEEGEEGEE slips in a drooling message:

<GEEGEEGEE> you fired your wife yet weishaupt ?