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Yes, it is time to do the '''BallSac''' page thing.  Enjoy your stay.

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[[File:Ballsac1.png|center|250px|fedex go BOOM]]
{{Quotation|dude, the whole wiki isnt just about BallSac|Some Fucko, who was completely wrong}}

==Friendly reminder...==
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== BallSac ==
{{IRC User}}
<BallSac> nuthin to see here

<BallSac> move along

<BallSac> also

<+Erotica> xd

<BallSac> plox get your 6th vax shot

'''But then BallSac goes on to say such things as this:'''

<poem>
   8:13 pm <BallSac> •tpuahsiew•
   8:14 pm <BallSac> 8 barrels of diesel fuel
   8:14 pm <BallSac> and
   8:14 pm <BallSac> 2 pallets of farm fertilizer
   8:14 pm <BallSac> can shut down a company too
</poem>

==BallSac's Song==
"Ballsac the Driver" by Monkt

[[File:Ballsac the Driver.mp3|center|300px]]

It may not sound like Metallica, but then again, nobody does...right?

== moar jokes ==
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<+Erotica> why did BallSac choose to abduct that passed out drunk woman weishaupt 

<+Erotica> so she could be fed eggs

<+Erotica> haaaaaaa

<@weishaupt> gdi

<@weishaupt> hahahahahahahaha

==Destroying BallSac==
[[File:fedexonfire.jpg|right|thumb|120px|Nothing to see here...]]
<poem>
   12:28 pm <+Erotica> BallSac
   12:28 pm <+Erotica> how does it make you feel knowing
   12:29 pm <+Erotica> that you aren't at work today
   12:29 pm <+Erotica> and weishaupt knows this too
   12:29 pm <+Erotica> but will refuse to talk to you
   12:31 pm <BallSac> im not exactly sure WTF is goin on here
   12:31 pm <BallSac> VERY fuggin odd
   12:32 pm <+Erotica> he's trying to torture you I think BallSac 
</poem>

==Spousal Hearsay and Speculation==
[[File:ballsackstumps.jpg|thumb|right|120px|Erotica let the AI portray some stumpin work.]]
<poem>
<font color="teal"><Erotica> weishaupt I think this block needs to be added to the wiki</font>
<Erotica> <BallSac> i'll have you know
<Erotica> <BallSac> i already asked her
<Erotica> <BallSac> lotsa times
<Erotica> <BallSac> if she ever banged a black dude
<weishaupt> all righty
<Erotica> s/ll/lt/
<font color="red"><Murasa> <weishaupt> '''alt righty'''</font>
</poem>

==Open AI Joins The Fun==
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==Stumpin==
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{{Q|weishaupt: >mfw big tree stump rooted into the lunar regolith. it would have to be a really old tree, as plant growth is a bit stunted in regolith. - neko-nyan<ref>https://phys.org/news/2022-05-moon.html</ref>}}

BallSac owns and operates a tree stump grinder.  He struggles daily to find stumps to grind, and further struggles to receive payment once his stumps are ground.  

[[Erotica's New Hobby|Erotica,]] still tinkering with his AI bot, made a series of BallSac, in the future, grinding stumps on the moon.

==Stumpin Continued==
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'''BallSac''' recently expressed a desire to "get back into skateboarding," because that is totally something a sane 50 year old man would rationally decide to do.  Again, Erotica was quickly busy displaying what it might look like.  Please note the [[Ballsac's dox|Andy Sixx]] creamy log instead of a head and also the numerous tattoos on the stumper's arm.

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<poem>
<@weishaupt> that might actually do some damage. 
<+Erotica> yeah weishaupt why do you think he barely said anything today? 
<+Erotica> xd
</poem>

==Stumpin Equipment==

[[File:ballsac_stumpin(1).mp4|center|500px]]

==BallSac's Death==
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<poem>
<+Erotica> @seen BallSac 
<+ChanStat> BallSac was last seen messaging #/g/tv saying tell Erotica: '''some dumb link''' on Mon June 12 00:55:36 2023 UTC (23 hours, 39 minutes, 14 seconds ago)
<+Erotica> it's OVER
<+Erotica> BallSac is gone
<+Erotica> '''FOR GOOD'''
</poem>

Yet there was one internet pal that gave BallSac a brief eulogy:

<poem>
<@tpuahsiew> it is time for rememberance
<@tpuahsiew> my first recollection, once meeting the dear departed BallSac 
<@tpuahsiew> was him bitching about 72
<@tpuahsiew> yet i listened to him over the years
<@tpuahsiew> watched the ebb and flow of such things as gummi
<@tpuahsiew> and klarstrup
<@tpuahsiew> and even metallica
<@tpuahsiew> and i always knew that i just could not save our friend BallSac 
<@tpuahsiew> RIP in peace, my non-working in indiana friendo
<@tpuahsiew> Erotica, would you care to share some kind words at this point?
<@tpuahsiew> i guess not.  this will be noted
</poem>

==homura Gets In On The Jokes==

A few images to demonstrate the fun...

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==Feet?==
Ballsac wants dem feets.  However:

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This '''''man''''' is probably like 50...

[[File:ballsac_gas_station.mp4|center|700px]]

==dat shid lookin ghetto as fugg==

BallSac, unhappy with his life, has to shit on other people's hard (and superior) [[Darwin The Wrestler|work,]] but is quickly slapped down...

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==Further Study==
*'''''moose fedex''''' returns:
[[File:ballsacboom.png|center|250px]]
https://moose.ghetty.space/#gallery?view=fedex

*'''''moose fedex2''''' returns:
[[File:Ballsac1.png|center|250px|fedex go BOOM]]
https://moose.ghetty.space/#gallery?view=fedex2

*'''''moose fedex3''''' returns:
[[File:fedex3.png|center|250px|]]
https://moose.ghetty.space/#gallery?view=fedex3

*'''''moose fedex4''''' returns:
[[File:fedex4.png|center|250px]]
https://moose.ghetty.space/#gallery?view=fedex4

*[https://moose.ghetty.space/# create your own today!]
*[https://moose2.ghetty.space moose 2]

==OH FUGG MUH TRUGG==

What if FedEx fought back?

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==When BallSac Gets Depressed==

Don't worry buddy, just watch this video.  It will help you out.

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==Merch==

We will be making t-shirts, hoodies, and coffee mugs for BallSac, to supliment his income.  The logo will look like this:

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<poem>
<+Murasa> YankMe Candle Co.: Our lit logo burns bright! We're here to light up your life (and other holes) tonight. With scents so enticing, you won't need romancing. Just grab hold and let us do the rest; we'll have you moaning like the West is best! So why settle for boring wax? Join the fun with our dual-purpose sacks.

<+Murasa> Let our flames flicker, our silicone shine; YankMe Candles: pleasure intertwined!
</poem>

==See Also==

*[[Darwin The Wrestler]]
*[[Smells Like BallSac]]
*[[Ballsac's Jokes]]
*[[Ballsac's dox]]

==Want to chat with BallSac?==

{{Q|'''"don't just read about him? abuse him yourself!"''' - <+Erotica>}}

The IRC thing quit working... like BallSac did.

==References==
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