[ [ [ bloggin space w i k i ] ] ]Pendulum
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This article is one of those types of articles that I made because I thought that some angel's bunghole dropped a turd of insight on my head. As I went on, I slowly forgot the message and the article got mired in stupid. I shall endeavor to clean this horseshit up soon. |
A pendulum is a weight suspended from a pivot so that it can swing freely.[1] Additionally, blah blah blah math stuff[2] and Foucault.[3]
What It Really Is
As the 20th century came to a close and as the first 2 decades of the 21st century have sped onward, the human pendulum has been on a slow swing towards the left. As the 21st century continues onward, the momentum of the pendulum seems to be swinging back, toward the right. This phenomena has been previously observed during the societal change that occurred during the transition from the 19th century into the early half of the 20th century.
Yes, pendulums swing slowly because they have a huge weighty ball on the end of them, powered by the movement of the Earth, but they also have another set of definitions that the average normie might not think about.
Pendulums Menstruate
The period of a pendulum becomes longer as the amplitude, or width of swing, increases. This set of occurrences has been observed in your wife, who seems to have a stronger period and a larger width of ass the older she gets. Don't make her call your mother-in-law, bucko.