Martian
martian is an irc bot. If you have the unfortunate chance of being in a channel with it and have to endure it, you will be greeted with a slew of liberal vomit. If you happen to call martian out on its liberal vomit, it will kick into "reply mode." This mode will run down a talking points memo that includes Donald Trump, slavery, your "lack of knowledge concerning history,"[1] and several other points of communist gibberish.
Chats
<@BallSac> well martian mah NPC friend
<@martian> what makes me an NPC BallSac[2]
<@martian> can you elaborate?[3]
<@BallSac> you need to go say some kind words to frussif
<@BallSac> the whole new prez thing has got him upset
<@martian> frussif isnt a muslim
<@BallSac> he claims to be
<@martian> and never has
<@martian> not that these absolute retards are gonna know the difference[4]
<@penecks> u the frussif historian or something
<@BallSac> lolol
<@martian> yes, actually
<@martian> frussif is a christian BallSac
<@martian> always has been
<@martian> as has his family>
<@martian> just like retarded[5] "christians" love trump BallSac
<@martian> so you can be sure hes gonna be targeted
<@martian> for being brown
<@weishaupt> ^all this horseshit is why he called you an NPC. its talking points spewed out like a script
<@martian> which talking points are those weishaupt
<@martian> which script
<@weishaupt> you're the NPC, you tell us
<@martian> are we back to this again?
<@martian> you say some shit, refuse to elaborate and say its up to me
<@martian> weak, sad [6]
Further Study
- Roots for Radicals
- Some good fun:
They want to take your money to give to the more needy. But they do not want give away their own money.[7] 
References
- ↑ “If you push a negative hard enough, it will push through and become a positive.” https://sliwainsights.com/saul-alinskys-12-rules-for-radicals/
- ↑ “Whenever possible, go outside the expertise of the enemy.” https://sliwainsights.com/saul-alinskys-12-rules-for-radicals/
- ↑ “Make the enemy live up to its own book of rules.” https://sliwainsights.com/saul-alinskys-12-rules-for-radicals/
- ↑ https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/obfuscate
- ↑ https://www.jstor.org/stable/24563157
- ↑ “Ridicule is man’s most potent weapon.” https://sliwainsights.com/saul-alinskys-12-rules-for-radicals/
- ↑ https://www.quora.com/How-can-you-tell-if-someones-political-views-are-socialist-or-communist-without-them-telling-you-directly-that-theyre-either-one-of-those-two-things-or-both