Standardized Field Sobriety Tests

Further Info: I am not a law official, lawyer, or anybody of consequence. This article is reported out of anecdotal evidence and is also satirical in nature. No actual legal counsel is expressed or implied. On top of that, it's kinda ridiculous that you have to say all that shit in this day and age because people get butthurt for no reason when you don't. 🤔

Standardized Field Sobriety Tests are a dog and pony show that police officers run a suspect through during a DUI traffic stop. This article will explain the most popularly used tests and explain why they are used. It will also explain why you should never do these tests under any circumstances.

It must be stressed that the easiest and best way to avoid Standardized Field Sobriety Tests is to not drive drunk. But you already knew that and saying things that way comes off as smarmy and holier than thou.

Even still, further information on this subject can be found under the article: What To Do When You Are Drunk And Get Pulled Over By A Police Officer.