Welcome.sh

 GNU nano 8.5                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            welcome

1. !/data/data/com.termux/files/usr/bin/bash

1. Termux Welcome Screen
2. Displays on session start with greeting, historical event, Fort Wayne weather, AL East standings, and links

1. ANSI color codes (matching your scripts)

BLUE="\e[34m" CYAN="\e[36m" GREEN="\e[32m" YELLOW="\e[33m" RED="\e[31m" BOLD="\e[1m" RESET="\e[0m" PURPLE="\e[35m" ORANGE="\e[38;5;208m" WHITE="\e[37m" GRAY="\e[90m" PINK="\e[38;5;205m" TEAL="\e[38;5;51m" LIME="\e[38;5;154m"

1. Check dependencies

if ! command -v curl &> /dev/null || ! command -v jq &> /dev/null; then

   echo -e "${RED}Error: curl and jq are required. Install them using: pkg install curl jq${RESET}"
   exit 1

fi

1. Clear screen

clear cat << "EOF"

┌──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ __ __ _ │ │ / /_____ __ ______ _/ /_ _____(_)__ _ __ │ │ / __/ __ \/ / / / __ `/ __ \/ ___/ / _ \ | /| / / │ │ / /_/ /_/ / /_/ / /_/ / / / (__ ) / __/ |/ |/ / │ │ \__/ .___/\__,_/\__,_/_/ /_/____/_/\___/|__/|__/ │ │ /_/ │ └──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ EOF

1. Personalized greeting (replace 'User' with your name)

echo -e "${BLUE}${BOLD}Welcome tpuahsiew, it's time to UPSET the fuckos...${RESET}" echo -e "${WHITE}------------------------------------------------------------${RESET}" echo -e "${PURPLE}${BOLD}Date: $(date)${RESET}" echo -e

1. Fetch weather for Fort Wayne, Indiana

echo -e "${BLUE}${BOLD}Just look out the window, dipshit${RESET}" echo -e "${WHITE}------------------------------------------------------------${RESET}" weather=$(curl -s -4 wttr.in/Fort_Wayne,Indiana?format="%c+%t+%f+%w&u" 2>/dev/null) if -n "$weather" && ! "$weather" =~ "ERROR" ; then

   echo -e "${CYAN}${weather}${RESET}"

else

   echo -e "${RED}Weather unavailable${RESET}"

fi echo

1. Common Aliases

echo -e "${BLUE}${BOLD}Quick Stuff${RESET}" echo -e "${WHITE}------------------------------------------------------------${RESET}" echo -e "${CYAN}• brave • twit • myfiles • firefox •" echo -e "${CYAN}• blogup • workup • pol • you • vid •" echo -e "${CYAN}• blog • startweb • tid • notes • grok •" echo

1. Fetch AL East standings (division ID 201)

echo -e "${BLUE}${BOLD}MLB AL BEAST${RESET}" response=$(curl -s "http://statsapi.mlb.com/api/v1/standings?leagueId=103&season=2025") teams=$(echo "$response" | jq '.records[] | select(.division.id==201)')

if -n "$teams" && "$teams" != "null" ; then

   echo -e "${CYAN}Team                     W   L   PCT   GB${RESET}"

echo -e "${WHITE}------------------------------------------------------------${RESET}"

   echo "$teams" | jq -r '.teamRecords[] | "\(.team.name)|\(.wins)|\(.losses)|\(.winningPercentage)|\(.gamesBack)"' | while IFS='|' read -r team wins losses pct gb; do
       pct=$(echo "$pct" | sed 's/^\.//')
       if "$gb" == "-" ; then
           printf "${GREEN}${BOLD}%-25s${RESET}${GREEN} %-3s %-3s .%-3s %-5s${RESET}\n" "$team" "$wins" "$losses" "$pct" "$gb"
       else
           printf "${BOLD}%-25s${RESET} %-3s %-3s .%-3s %-5s\n" "$team" "$wins" "$losses" "$pct" "$gb"
       fi
   done

else

   echo -e "${RED}Standings unavailable${RESET}"

fi echo

1. Fetch System Information

echo -e "${BLUE}${BOLD}What the tablet is doing${RESET}" echo -e "${WHITE}------------------------------------------------------------${RESET}" /data/data/com.termux/files/home/storage_gauge.sh storage=$(du -sh $HOME 2>/dev/null | awk '{print $1 " used in home"}' || echo "Storage info unavailable") echo -e "${CYAN}Storage: ${storage}${RESET}" echo /data/data/com.termux/files/home/battery_gauge.sh battery=$(termux-battery-status 2>/dev/null | jq -r '"\(.percentage)% (\(.status))"' || echo "Battery info unavailable") echo -e "${CYAN}Battery: ${battery}${RESET}" echo /data/data/com.termux/files/home/memory_gauge.sh mem=$(free -h 2>/dev/null | awk 'NR==2 {print $3 " used / " $2 " total"}' || echo "Memory info unavailable") echo -e "${CYAN}Memory: ${mem}${RESET}" echo echo -e "${CYAN}Uptime: $(uptime -p)${RESET}" echo

1. Run the battery gauge script
2. /data/data/com.termux/files/home/battery_gauge.sh
3. Alias for memory gauge script
4. /data/data/com.termux/files/home/memory_gauge.sh

alias brave='am start com.brave.browser'
alias myfiles='am start -a android.intent.action.GET_CONTENT -t "*/*"'
alias firefox='am start -n org.mozilla.firefox/.App'
alias grok='termux-open https://grok.com'
alias notes="termux-open https://bloggin.space/home"
alias blog="termux-open https://bloggin.space/wiki"
alias vid="termux-open https://bloggin.space/wiki/index.php/Youtube"
alias blogup="termux-open https://bloggin.space/wiki/index.php/Special:Upload"
alias workup="termux-open https://bloggin.space/home/index.php/Special:Upload"
alias twit="termux-open https://x.com/home"
alias pol="termux-open https://boards.4 chan.org/pol/"
alias you="termux-open https://youtube.com"
alias tid="termux-open http://localhost:8090"
alias dialer='am start -a android.intent.action.DIAL'
alias sms='am start -a android.intent.action.VIEW -t "vnd.android-dir/mms-sms"'
alias settings='am start -a android.intent.action.MAIN -n com.android.settings/.Settings'
alias browser='am start -a android.intent.action.VIEW -d "https://www.google.com"'
alias gallery='am start -a android.intent.action.VIEW -t "image/*"'
alias contacts='am start -a android.intent.action.VIEW -t "vnd.android.cursor.dir/contact"'
alias downloads='am start -a android.intent.action.VIEW_DOWNLOADS'
alias battery='termux-battery-status'
alias ebash='nano ~/.bashrc'
alias net='termux-wifi-connectioninfo'
alias cpu='cat /proc/cpuinfo'
alias uptime='termux-info'
alias gallery='am start -a android.intent.action.VIEW -t "image/*"'
alias splashtop='am start -n com.splashtop.remote.business/.BusinessActivity'