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'''Sharks''' are fucking ridiculous. They are basically nature's Russian Roulette players, attempting an almost retarded level of | '''Sharks''' are fucking ridiculous. They are basically nature's Russian Roulette players, attempting an almost retarded level of adaptations that often come up with changes that are so strange, there is no reason for them to have survived. | ||
While they are older than trees, they are also the source of thousands of evolutionary dead ends. Seriously, if you think of putting teeth on anything out there, including bicycles, eye glasses, pry bars, or whatever your imagination may cook up, '''Sharks''' have been there and done that. | |||
'''Sharks''' have had "circular saw" teeth with a one-sided, centralized jaw. They have had variations where the animal has 200 rows of teeth. They have adapted to all climates and food sources. It is a wonder the things didn't evolve wings, psionics, spell casting, nuclear physics, politics, and opposable thumbs. I would mention stealth technology, but I am pretty sure they invented that. | |||
These days, they seem to be pretty laid-back, compared to the olden times. | |||
==Interaction With Mankind== | |||
We make soup out of their fins and then just toss them back into the ocean, killing them. | |||
[[File:Rotatedshark.mp4|center|500px]] | |||
Revision as of 04:19, 26 January 2025
Sharks are fucking ridiculous. They are basically nature's Russian Roulette players, attempting an almost retarded level of adaptations that often come up with changes that are so strange, there is no reason for them to have survived.
While they are older than trees, they are also the source of thousands of evolutionary dead ends. Seriously, if you think of putting teeth on anything out there, including bicycles, eye glasses, pry bars, or whatever your imagination may cook up, Sharks have been there and done that.
Sharks have had "circular saw" teeth with a one-sided, centralized jaw. They have had variations where the animal has 200 rows of teeth. They have adapted to all climates and food sources. It is a wonder the things didn't evolve wings, psionics, spell casting, nuclear physics, politics, and opposable thumbs. I would mention stealth technology, but I am pretty sure they invented that.
These days, they seem to be pretty laid-back, compared to the olden times.
Interaction With Mankind
We make soup out of their fins and then just toss them back into the ocean, killing them.