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[[Category:People]][[Category:Video]][[Category:Media]][[Category:IRL Shit]][[Category:In Jokes]][[Category:Internet]]</div>Grughttps://bloggin.space/wiki/index.php/Dark_MatterDark Matter2024-03-23T08:03:58Z<p>Grug: </p>
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Scientists are stupid. They aren't stupid because they cannot figure out where all this missing mass in the universe is. Nobody can do that.<br />
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No, scientists are stupid because they came up with the worst name for the missing mass and thought to pass it off as "cool." They came up with '''Dark Matter.'''<br />
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==Missing Mass?==<br />
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Evidently, the way things are set up, we just don't have enough mass to stay together. According to science, we should be spinning apart and the crumbs should be evaporating away at the atomic level. <br />
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But rather than just tell people that, science came up with some dumb excuse called "Dark Matter."<br />
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==What Is Dark Matter==<br />
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''Uh...filiments of low density plasma that is warm.''<br />
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Yeah, just tell them that. It's confusing enough to be "sciency" and wordy enough to sound like you are smart.<br />
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There are 4 main conclusions to be drawn from the "Dark Matter" conundrum:<br />
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# Dark matter does not exist<br />
# Scientists like to talk shit<br />
# The whole thing is an excuse because they can't back their shit up<br />
# Scientists are jerks<br />
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==<font color="hotpink">previous crap</font>==<br />
[[File:Weishauptcave.jpeg|right|100px]]a very long time ago, a wiki editor suggested to me that i should "back up" the wiki edits that i made. he was worried that through some misconduct by other users, my work would be deleted. as it turned out, he was quite prophetic as not only were my edits removed, the whole wiki we had worked on was deleted.<br />
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[[File:Sfst walk a line fucko.jpeg|thumb|right|150px|Things are not looking good for this guy.]]<br />
'''Standardized Field Sobriety Tests''' are a dog and pony show that police officers run a suspect through during a DUI traffic stop. This article will explain the most popularly used tests and explain why they are used. It will also explain why you should never do these tests under any circumstances.<br />
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It must be stressed that the easiest and best way to avoid '''Standardized Field Sobriety Tests''' is to not drive drunk. But you already knew that and saying things that way comes off as smarmy and holier than thou. <br />
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Even still, further information on this subject can be found under the article: [[What To Do When You Are Drunk And Get Pulled Over By A Police Officer]].<br />
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==Order Of Operations==<br />
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Just like mathematics, police officers follow an order of operations.<ref>https://www.police1.com/police-training/articles/the-ask-tell-make-mistake-fz633oUFKu8G82nO/</ref> It goes something like this:<br />
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# They '''Ask.''' This action usually comes first when you interact with an officer. It may come off as casual conversation. It is not. Police officers are continually gathering evidence, and you should be aware of this. An example of an "Ask" would be something like "do you know how fast you were going?" or "how much have you had to drink tonight?"<br />
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# They '''Tell.''' This action is a ''lawful order''<ref>Lawful order means any order, directive, policy or instruction given by an authoritative source or given to ensure compliance with federal, state or local law which may be conveyed verbally or in writing. https://www.lawinsider.com/dictionary/lawful-order</ref> that you must obey. If you don't obey, you may be subject to a beatdown, a tazing, or even a gunshot wound. Examples of lawful orders are "GET ON THE GROUND, FUCKO!" and "Please step out of the car."<br />
[[File:Sfst cop tell mode.jpeg|thumb|right|150px|An officer about to go into "Make" mode.]]<br />
# They '''Make.''' This is when they wrestle you to the ground because you didn't do what they told you to do. Wrestling with a police officer can (and usually will) involve "pain compliance." This can involve wrist locks, the "elbow to the sky" maneuver, taser deployment, and other pain inducing actions that will the officer to control the suspect.<br />
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It must be noted that this order of operations is fluid and can happen in several ways, or not at all. If a police officer walks up on a suspect raping a woman with a knife to her throat, he will probably skip the first two steps. The situation will dictate the way things happen.<br />
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==A Quick Scenario==<br />
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The following dialog is meant as a ficticious scenario to explain how "Ask, Tell, Make" works and how it could fit into a Standardized Field Sobriety Test situation.<br />
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#You are driving<br />
#Officer witnesses you doing something wrong<br />
#Officer pulls you over<br />
#Officer '''Asks''' you conversational questions<br />
#Officer decides that you are intoxicated<br />
#Officer '''Tells''' you to step out of the car<br />
#You step out of the car<br />
#Officer '''Asks''' you to perform field sobriety tests<br />
#You tell him no and that all cops are pigs<br />
#Officer '''Tells''' you that you are under arrest<br />
#You attempt to get back in your car and run the officer over<br />
#Officer jumps out of the way, reaches into your car and shuts it off, yanks you out, beats the hell out of you, and '''Makes''' you get cuffed and stuffed<br />
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==The Tests==<br />
[[File:Sfst testing with gun.jpeg|thumb|right|150px|Doing a sobriety test with a loaded pistol is not standard.]]<br />
So, after ignoring most of this article, you have decided to do the field sobriety tests because a police officer has '''Asked''' you to do them. They may have even told you that "if you do not do these tests, your license will be taken away." This is true. All states require a one year suspension for drivers that refuse field sobriety tests. What the police officer doesn't tell you is that once you go before the magistrate or judge, you can have your lawyer (you do have a lawyer, don't you?) ask for driving privileges. 99% of the time, these privileges are granted owing to the fact that just about everybody needs a car to get to their job. If you have a standard, no wreck, no damage, no vehicular homicide DUI, you will most likely get driving privileges.<br />
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But anyways, you have agreed to take the tests because you are drunk and think you can fool a trained "drunk detecting professional."<br />
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===Before The Tests===<br />
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Before performing field sobriety tests during a traffic stop, the police officer should ask you about any medical conditions, disabilities, or injuries, as these can affect the accuracy of the tests. The officer will also consider your age, current medications, or other conditions. Don't try to lie your way out of this, they will find out and you will catch another charge. After all, you decided to do these tests, why screw them up now?<br />
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===Nystagmus Test===<br />
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Sometimes called Horizontal gaze nystagmus (HGN). This is one you can't practice for. If you have been drinking and the officer whips out his pen, you will fail this test.<br />
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{{Q|HGN refers to the bouncing or involuntary jerking of the eye. Police officers want to observe horizontal gaze nystagmus, a completely involuntary motion that becomes more pronounced when impaired by alcohol and some illicit and prescription drugs, primarily depressants.<ref>https://www.findlaw.com/dui/arrests/what-is-horizontal-gaze-nystagmus-hgn.html</ref>}}<br />
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===Walk And Turn===<br />
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Also known as "WAT," this test is pretty self explanatory. You walk and you turn. But it isn't so simple. There are a whole bunch of rules you have to follow while walking and turning. These rules are there to divide your attention. A drunk can't do six things at once, so if you do this test after a few cocktails, you will fail it.<br />
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This is the procedure of a WAT: The police officer will direct you to take nine steps, heel-to-toe, along a straight line. Then, you turn on one foot and return in the same manner in the opposite direction.<br />
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===One-Leg Stand===<br />
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Also called "OLS." The officer asks you to stand with one foot about 6 inches off the ground and count for 30 seconds. You can bet your ass that right now, in some campus frat house, there are a bunch of drunk college kids practicing this one, seeing who can last the longest after doing 3 keg stands and half a bottle of Jagermiester.<br />
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Swaying while balancing, using arms to balance, hopping, or putting the foot down indicates possible impairment.<br />
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==Accuracy==<br />
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The accuracy of these tests have been argued back and forth for decades. While the experts claim that they are fair and accurate, there are a whole slew of people who cannot pass these tests sober. No matter which side your opinion lies, there is a lawyer out there with decades of trial experience that will shoot down your opinion. I said at the begining that this is a dog and pony show, and it is. Even still, I will include some "official" sounding numbers for the sake of the article:<br />
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Tests sponsored by the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration<ref>https://www.ojp.gov/ncjrs/virtual-library/abstracts/standardized-field-sobriety-testing</ref> revealed that the HGN test is most reliable (77 percent), followed by the walk-and-turn test (68 percent) and the one-leg-stand test (65 percent).<br />
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==Non Standard Tests==<br />
[[File:Sfst racist as fuck.jpeg|thumb|right|150px|I used Copilot A.I. to generate an image with the prompt: "Cartoon of a police officer pulling a drunk driver out of a Corvette." This is what it came up with. Note: the driver is still behind the steering wheel.]]<br />
These are tests you may remember from old television shows or ones you joked about at the last party you went to. They may still be used from time to time, but they are considered non standard because they are not as reliable as the standard tests. Even still, you may find an officer out there asking you to say the alphabet without singing it.<br />
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*Standing with feet together and tipping the head backward<br />
*Counting the number of fingers an officer raises<br />
*Reciting the alphabet <---you aren't allowed to sing it.<br />
*Reciting the alphabet backwards (most cops don't do this one anymore because they themselves cannot do it sober)<br />
*Counting backward - they usualy pick some random number like 81 or 47 and ask you to count down from that<br />
*Standing and leaning back to look up at the sky while holding arms to the side - this can also involve touching your nose<br />
*Closing your eyes and touching your nose with a finger<br />
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''The term '''"NPC"''' is an anagram for "'''N'''on '''P'''layer '''C'''haracter. This term was coined back in the days of fantasy roll playing games and survives today in the video gaming industry.''}}<br />
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I gathered several sources for this article. I delved into essays, websites, and forum posts for a few weeks while trying to bring this thing all together in my own voice. I have borrowed some quotes, read into opinions, and come up with what I think is a pretty good explanation for this phenomena.<br />
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While it may not be the exhaustive authorinty on NPCs and their behavior, it is a good place to start if you wish to continue understanding them and perhaps why they are here.<br />
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'''One last note:''' It occurred to me to compose this article using AI prompts, making the article written in the same way an '''NPCs''' reactions and responses are composed. That would be pretty funny, right? Ha ha?<br />
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==The Meme of the NPC==<br />
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The NPC meme is so effective because it strikes at a key aspect of normal human functioning that these people apparently lack: pattern recognition. The short and sweet version is that all knowledge must be derived from sense perception. We aren’t born with knowledge and so perception and induction are how we formulate the basic principles of science/reality/ourselves. The process involves extracting the universal attribute out of a series of experiences or memories and the most universal attributes are extracted first. “Wit” describes the speed at which someone can grasp the universal. Aristotle compares the process to an army that has been routed, but one soldier turns to make a stand and then another and another until the formation is restored. This formation is a rational, logical set of conclusions. However, this is where the problem arises.<br />
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''And this at least is an obvious characteristic of all animals, for they possess a congenital discriminative capacity which is called sense-perception. But though sense-perception is innate in all animals, in some the sense-impression comes to persist, in others it does not. So animals in which this persistence does not come to be have either no knowledge at all outside the act of perceiving, or no knowledge of objects of which no impression persists: animals in which it does come into being have perception an can continue to retain the sense-impression in the soul; and when such persistence is frequently repeated a further distinction at once arises between those which out of the persistence of such sense-impressions develop a power of systematizing them and those which do not.''<br />
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==Descrimination?==<br />
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Humans fall into this later category of animals that can retain sense perception and further systematize them (i.e. learn). It is the ability to discern the abstract universal truth from a given set of experiences, to generalize, to discriminate, if you will. The starting point of knowledge is noticing patterns and differences. But the NPC has lost this capacity, either willfully or from a life of training. Seeing patterns and generalizing now has all sorts of labels ending in -phobia and -ism. Having a discriminating mind used to be a good thing. Being called a “discriminating shopper” was a compliment.<br />
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''But we only mean discrimination based on sex, race, national origin, skin color, gender orientation, age, job occupation, religion, etc.''<br />
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The list continues to grow and the definition of many of these things is becoming obscured. The process of discrimination is so fundamental that it cannot be arbitrarily switched on and off. The only way to not be a racist, sexist, islamophobic, transphobic, xenophobic, anti-sematic, shitlord is to kill the part of your brain that wants to discriminate. A full shutdown of your brain’s difference engine is required to avoid “unacceptable” conclusions. To use the soldier analogy from earlier: instead of a rout, the NPC army has been ordered to retreat and any soldier that turns around to make a stand is shot on the assumption that he is a traitor.<br />
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==Brain Discomfort==<br />
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It leaves the NPC incapable of learning or reaching logical conclusions. They can’t grasp the basic fundamental truths of the world around them, so any reasoning done will be flawed. However, the brain doesn’t like being left in this eternal state of logical limbo. It wants to order the world around itself. It wants to put things into boxes and label them, but it is being specifically trained not to do this, leading to a great deal of discomfort. It leaves the brain craving a structure to judge the world with. The solution? This structure is provided to them. They are programmed by authority figures and media with the fundamental logic they use to view the world. Their many contradictory positions are because their viewpoint is contrived, not derived. And it is also why their positions can seemingly multiple times in a couple of weeks.<br />
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Take for example a particular group that continually perpetrates the same sorts of violent crimes, over and over again. A rational, fully functioning mind would see the tenth report about such crimes and he’d extract that one particular type of man was committing these crimes disproportionately. But the NPC brain sees these and only extracts up to the limit it is allowed and through the filter it has been given. The NPC will see that men are committing crimes, ergo toxic masculinity is the problem. Only the partial universal is extracted so the conclusion is fundamentally flawed.<br />
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==Is There Hope?==<br />
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If you cannot learn from your experiences you will never accurately identify threats. To paraphrase Yuri Bezmenov, their brains are so devastated and trained that they won’t see the truth even if it is right in front of their eyes and they are in harm’s way.<br />
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This is why the NPC meme is so fitting. They lack the quality that lies at the foundation of the human experience. It’s why they seem so devoid of a soul. It’s why you feel like you have the same interactions with dozens of different people. They are all running the same program and will continue to run this until a new program has been entered by the mainstream media or social media. Nothing you can say or do will change the program. Nothing they see or experience in real life will change the program.<br />
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How then do we change these creatures from NPCs to people? The answer is something we’ve always known. Some call it the “redpill,” while others call it “using common sense.” No matter what you call it, it is irreversible. Going back to the army analogy, it’s convincing the army in the NPC’s head to not shoot that one other soldier that turns around. It only takes one. Because as soon as he’s allowed to live, as soon as fundamental reality is no longer the enemy, the process has begun. By its sheer existence the single soldier will draw others, and bugs in their code will be made apparent. The brain will take over and begin to self-repair. Remember that the next time you talk to an NPC. The goal isn’t to have the yelling monstrous slogans while marching in the streets. The goal is to break the code just a little bit. The rest is inevitable.<br />
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==The Program==<br />
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{{Q|Perhaps the creator has run out of individual programs for individual humans? If that were the case, why not write a catch-all program for the overflow?}}<br />
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There is a theory that there are only a fixed quantity of souls on planet Earth. These souls cycle continuously through reincarnation. However, since the human growth rate is so severe, the soulless extra walking flesh piles around us are NPCs, who autonomously follow the program: group think, social trends, and agendas, all to appear convincingly human.<br />
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NPCs show discomfort when you break the status quo. If you get into a discussion with them it is always the same buzzwords and arguments. They avoid real discussion and revert to the program when confronted.<br />
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==NPC Anecdotes==<br />
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It’s getting increasingly difficult to find people who actually want to talk about meaningful things. Ever read Fahrenheit 451? That’s our society. We’re not burning books yet, but we don’t need to because barely anyone is reading them anyways. And if you do read books, nobody is going to pay attention to you anyways. Few people read past the headlines, and fewer people pay attention to the news in general. NPCs are content to sit in front of the television, phone in their hand, and watch several screens at once in ten second blocks of animation. They do it for hours and do not aspire to anything greater because they have no reason to. They block out anything that breaks the little walled garden of safety around them and forces them to feel things outside of the comfort there. They have their job, their media, their programming, and they live comfortably. Why bother?<br />
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==Harmless?==<br />
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Do not make the mistake of thinking NPCs are stupid. They simply have different goals, while you and I care about truth and seek it, they care solely for power. If you understand this desire to “be on the winning team,” you will begin to see how their seemingly stupid and unexplainable actions start to make sense. No matter what the situation, they will always seek to be in a position of power, perceived or otherwise. Some tactics include belittling, lying, manipulation, gas lighting, aligning with authority, faking victimhood, virtue signaling and any other thing that allows them to talk down to people who they perceive to be a threat.<br />
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This is why they are so puzzled at the idea that the elites would kill them. The do not understand that to elites, they are but tools to be used and tossed away when they are no longer useful. They think they are on the same team as those in power as long as they do and say what they are told. This unwarranted sense of power also makes them arrogant, which is misunderstood as stupidity.<br />
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NPCs are not mindless cattle, they are the type of people who would sell their own family to get ahead in life.<br />
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Additionally, NPCs tend to move together in packs. This mob mentality serves them well when they wish to shout down an opponent.<br />
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