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== <font color="hotpink"><big>welcome fuckos</big></font> == | == <font color="hotpink"><big>welcome fuckos</big></font> == | ||
{{Q|You ever step in dog shit and then attempt to remove it but end up smearing it around even worse? This wiki is just like that.}} | {{Q|'''You ever step in dog shit and then attempt to remove it but end up smearing it around even worse? This wiki is just like that.'''}} | ||
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Originally, I had this [[Taking a penecks|great plan.]] This plan was to document | Originally, I had this [[Taking a penecks|great plan.]] This plan was to document this whole '''''Internet 2.0''''' hub-bub, and then shit on it. To drive the point home in a fiendish way, I was going to do it on an old style website using just Notepad++ to edit it. | ||
So I went out and bought myself some hosting and a domain. Then, like a mindless animal, I started bloggin furiously. But I had forgotten that nobody cares about the internet or blogs any more, especially the old stuff and how it used to be. These days, most of us use only three or four websites in total. If google doesn't show you it as one of the top three results or so, we don't look at it. | So I went out and bought myself some hosting and a domain. Then, like a mindless animal, I started bloggin furiously. But I had forgotten that nobody cares about the internet or blogs any more, especially the old stuff and how it used to be. These days, most of us use only three or four websites in total. If google doesn't show you it as one of the top three results or so, we don't look at it. | ||
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•fleXXXttt1• My wife came back from golfing with the ladies, looking miserable | |||
•fleXXXttt1• I asked her what was wrong. She said, “I got stung by a mad hornet between the first and second holes!” | |||
•fleXXXttt1• I told her, “your stance is too wide.” | |||
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== <font color="hotpink">whoop dee doo</font> == | == <font color="hotpink">whoop dee doo</font> == | ||
Articles that I may, or may not, be proud of. | |||
[[File:fake.png|80px|right|you're all fake news]] | [[File:fake.png|80px|right|you're all fake news]] | ||
[[What To Do When You Are Drunk And Get Pulled Over By A Police Officer]] | *[[Unsolicited Phone Call From A Hooker (Scam)]] | ||
*[[What To Do When You Are Drunk And Get Pulled Over By A Police Officer]] | |||
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[[File:blogwiki.png|right|70px]] | [[File:blogwiki.png|right|70px]] | ||
some stuff i have done: | some stuff i have done from before: | ||
*[https://bloggin.space/olympics.html olympics] | *[https://bloggin.space/olympics.html olympics] | ||
*[https://bloggin.space/trimmers.html a guide to weed trimmers] | *[https://bloggin.space/trimmers.html a guide to weed trimmers] | ||
*[https://bloggin.space/tiddlywiki.html web notebook] | *[https://bloggin.space/tiddlywiki.html web notebook] | ||
*[https://bloggin.space/sherry.html sherry] | *[https://bloggin.space/sherry.html sherry] | ||
I blog all the time | I used to blog all the time. The wiki has taken over. It is just too damn easy to use. | ||
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[[File:fedora.png|right|80px|it's tipped, ma'am]] | [[File:fedora.png|right|80px|it's tipped, ma'am]] | ||
*[[ | *[[Diarrhea From Oral Sex]] | ||
*[[Putting A Tire On A Rim]] | *[[Putting A Tire On A Rim]] | ||
*[[ | *[[RC Cola]] | ||
*[[Clam Dip]] | *[[Clam Dip]] | ||
*[[ | *[[Shawn's Shed]] | ||
*[[Watermelon]] | *[[Watermelon]] | ||
*[[Dead Companies]] | *[[Dead Companies]] | ||
*[[Jeff's Sex Doll]] | *[[Jeff's Sex Doll]] | ||
*[[A Fucking Jellyfish Sting]] | *[[A Fucking Jellyfish Sting]] | ||
*[[ | *[[Butchering the Human Carcass for Human Consumption]] | ||
*[[Rejected Mountain Dew Flavors]] | |||
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<center><font size="+2"><font color="hotpink">b</font><font color="brown">log</font><font color="hotpink">gin space<sub> wiki style info dump</sub></font size></font> | <center><font size="+2"><font color="hotpink">b</font><font color="brown">log</font><font color="hotpink">gin space<sub> wiki style info dump</sub></font size></font> | ||
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== <font color="hotpink">big fuggin deal</font> == | == <font color="hotpink">big fuggin deal</font> == | ||
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*times that [[Special:RecentChanges|i managed to fuck up:]] '''{{NUMBEROFEDITS}}''' | *times that [[Special:RecentChanges|i managed to fuck up:]] '''{{NUMBEROFEDITS}}''' | ||
== <font color="hotpink">latest shenanigans</font> == | |||
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<font color="hotpink">'''lol, buncha crap...'''</font> | |||
<small>{{Special:NewPages/limit=4,shownav,namespace=Main}}</small> | |||
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== <font color="hotpink">categorized dogshit</font> == | == <font color="hotpink">categorized dogshit</font> == | ||
'''mediawiki software likes to sort things into neat piles...''' | '''mediawiki software likes to sort things into neat piles...''' | ||
<table width="100%" align="center" cellspacing="20px" cellpadding="20px" bgcolor="honeydew"> | <table width="100%" align="center" cellspacing="20px" cellpadding="20px" bgcolor="honeydew"> | ||
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{{Series}} | |||
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<font color="hotpink">'''categories...'''</font> | |||
[[File:Beer4.png|right|50px]] | [[File:Beer4.png|right|50px]] | ||
* [https://bloggin.space/wiki/index.php/Category:Exertion <span style="color:teal;">'''exertion'''</span>] | * [https://bloggin.space/wiki/index.php/Category:Exertion <span style="color:teal;">'''exertion'''</span>] | ||
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<font color="hotpink">'''more categories...'''</font> | |||
[[File:Dogpoop.png|right|70px]] | [[File:Dogpoop.png|right|70px]] | ||
* [https://bloggin.space/wiki/index.php/Category:IRL_Shit <span style="color:teal;">'''irl shit'''</span>] | * [https://bloggin.space/wiki/index.php/Category:IRL_Shit <span style="color:teal;">'''irl shit'''</span>] | ||
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* [https://bloggin.space/wiki/index.php/Category:Nonsense <span style="color:teal;">'''nonsense'''</span>] | * [https://bloggin.space/wiki/index.php/Category:Nonsense <span style="color:teal;">'''nonsense'''</span>] | ||
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<font color="hotpink">'''even more categories...'''</font> | |||
[[File:biden1.png|right|60px|c'mon MAN]] | [[File:biden1.png|right|60px|c'mon MAN]] | ||
* [https://bloggin.space/wiki/index.php/Category:Video <span style="color:teal;">'''video'''</span>] | * [https://bloggin.space/wiki/index.php/Category:Video <span style="color:teal;">'''video'''</span>] | ||
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<center><font size="+2"><font color="hotpink">b</font><font color="brown">log</font><font color="hotpink">gin space<sub> media and such </sub></font size></font> | <center><font size="+2"><font color="hotpink">b</font><font color="brown">log</font><font color="hotpink">gin space<sub> media and such </sub></font size></font> | ||
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==<font color="hotpink">recent brain rot</font>== | ==<font color="hotpink">recent brain rot</font>== | ||
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[[File: | [[File:Ohio 2.jpg|center|220px]][[Ohio]] | ||
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[[File: | [[File:Kirk hammett2.jpg|center|150px]]<center>Kirk Hammett, guitarist for Exodus.</center> | ||
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[[File: | [[File:Me and my rc.mp4|250px|center]]<center>Guy quits job. Wanders off with a cola.</center> | ||
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< | ==<font color="hotpink">mmm...grayons...</font>== | ||
<center><div style="clear: both; padding: 3px; border-radius:0em; width: | {{Box}} | ||
<center> | ==<font color="hotpink">quick reminder...</font>== | ||
<font color="indianred"><small><small>s̵̢̨̗͙̏ͅŭ̸͓̞̟̻̓͊͗͑͘͜g̶̣͉̻̫̋̔ͅģ̴͉̈́͜ ̸̡͕͙͙͔̘̾̆̈́͝ǐ̷͎̱̞͓̫̓̈́̍̒͠ṱ̴͉͑̂͐ ̶̢̼̯̖̯̅f̶̲̘̦̭̤̪͊́u̵̯̰͒͑̓͝g̸͍̥̙̬̾͒̚ģ̵̛̦̝̫̜̼̊̈́̕͠ó̵̡̖̰̞̬s̵̢̻̠̙͊</small></small></font> | <center><div style="clear: both; padding: 3px; border-radius:0em; width:90%; border:.5em solid #ffcb05; background: #00274c;"><big><big><font color="#ffcb05"><center>[[File:whore 1a.png|80px]] '''<big><big>ANN ARBOR IS A WHORE</big></BIG>''' [[File:whore 1a.png|80px]]</center></font></big></big></div></div></center> | ||
<center><font color="indianred"><small><small>s̵̢̨̗͙̏ͅŭ̸͓̞̟̻̓͊͗͑͘͜g̶̣͉̻̫̋̔ͅģ̴͉̈́͜ ̸̡͕͙͙͔̘̾̆̈́͝ǐ̷͎̱̞͓̫̓̈́̍̒͠ṱ̴͉͑̂͐ ̶̢̼̯̖̯̅f̶̲̘̦̭̤̪͊́u̵̯̰͒͑̓͝g̸͍̥̙̬̾͒̚ģ̵̛̦̝̫̜̼̊̈́̕͠ó̵̡̖̰̞̬s̵̢̻̠̙͊</small></small></font> | |||
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