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(Created page with "Various dictionaries around the web pretty much define '''Soft Water''' like the following: {{Q|Water containing little or no dissolved salts of calcium or magnesium, especially water containing less than about 85 parts per million of calcium carbonate.<ref>https://www.yourdictionary.com/soft-water</ref><ref>https://medical-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/soft+water</ref><ref>https://thelawdictionary.org/soft-water/</ref>}} ==What Soft Water Really Is== Shit. ==What...") |
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==What Soft Water Feels Like When You Take A Shower== | ==What Soft Water Feels Like When You Take A Shower== | ||
It feels like you are an | It feels like you are an eel stuck in a jar of Vaseline.<ref>https://www.vaseline.com/us/en/products/healing-jelly/vaseline-healing-jelly-original.html</ref> | ||
Seriously, now that I live in an area that requires a water softener to keep the home pipes clean of calcium deposits, I have to feed the damn softener with salt every other month and it makes my balls feel like two hairless gerbils fighting over a food pellet in a greasy bag of slippery rubber. | |||
I asked my wife to come and check my balls during a recent shower. She said: | |||
{{Q|balls feel like two hairless gerbils fighting over a food pellet in a greasy bag of slippery rubber.}} | |||
==References== | ==References== | ||
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Revision as of 02:04, 18 February 2024
Various dictionaries around the web pretty much define Soft Water like the following:
What Soft Water Really Is
Shit.
What Soft Water Feels Like When You Take A Shower
It feels like you are an eel stuck in a jar of Vaseline.[4]
Seriously, now that I live in an area that requires a water softener to keep the home pipes clean of calcium deposits, I have to feed the damn softener with salt every other month and it makes my balls feel like two hairless gerbils fighting over a food pellet in a greasy bag of slippery rubber.
I asked my wife to come and check my balls during a recent shower. She said:
balls feel like two hairless gerbils fighting over a food pellet in a greasy bag of slippery rubber. 