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6:28 AM Tuesday, February 15 2022


<--- i have no idea who this person is.

when i was a kid, there were 3 television networks. 4 if you could manage to get the coat hanger antenna to work and somehow got PBS. there was no tiktok, no TMZ, and no news unless you were free at 6pm on a weeknight, or a snowstorm was about to hit your town. because things were this way, we had about 20 stars who we knew. people like lucille ball and john wayne were the pinnacle of celebrity. everybody talked about them; chatted about their latest movie, latest episode, or latest divorce.

today, we have a never ending streaming service beaming at us virtually all the time. if you are in a building, there is a screen pointed at you. if you are in public, hundreds of people are staring at their cell phones around you. if you are in your car, you have a pod cast, a streaming station, a play list, or an audio book occupying your brain.

the internet now has half a million channels, filled with every imaginable content you could ever think of. because of this, the number of celebrities has exploded. tiktokers, instagramers, vine users, and youtubers have become more popular than any television or movie star from the past, but because there are so many of them, on so many platforms, their celebrity is watered down to the point where a single person cannot know who all of them are.

today's celebrity has around 500k followers and their fame will last approximately half a year if they can manage to avoid scandal. soon, they will be forgotten. funnily enough, yesterday's stars, guys like johnny carson or david letterman, are still remembered today.

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8:24 PM Thursday, February 10 2022

Electronic Library

Part of Z-Library project. The world's largest ebook library...

Just a quick note here to drop off a
link that I use quite a bit. Make of it what you will.

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3:35 PM Saturday, January 29 2022

Cocktail Time

Recently, a friend of mine told me that he had discovered this "new" cocktail at a bar over the weekend. The "Snakebite." I was mildly amused that he had never heard of one, and a bit surprised he had never tried one. I let him explain it to me, but he never really knew what the ingredients for the particular drink were. He talked about it as if it were some magic elixir, but he had partaken of far too many of them, and had awoke with a hangover the next morning.

I figure I had better put down the recipe here, in case somebody else comes along and doesn't know about this sweet, yet devilish concoction.

The Snakebite
2 ounces of
Yukon Jack Canadian Whiskey Liqueur
2 ounces of Roses Lime Juice

Pour both ingredients into a cocktail mixer over cubed ice. Shake for a bit, and then strain into a shot glass. Some people might add more Roses Lime Juice to dilute the 50% Jack Liqueur, but they are pussies.

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9:11 PM Tuesday, January 25 2022

I just like this old picture.

And as always, every picture on this blog is actually larger. So right click and "view image" if you wish to see the full resolution.

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5:05 PM Saturday, January 22 2022

"Play" Offs"

Nobody told me that penecks was going to be in New England last week.

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2:56 PM Friday, January 7 2022


1) If it's an emergency, why did you wait over 600 days to mandate it?
2) If it's an emergency, why isn't every single industry covered instead of random exemptions?
3) If it's an emergency and even one person can kill millions, why does it only cover employers over 100 workers?
4) If you have the power to do this, why haven't you saved tens of millions with mandatory flu shots for the past 50 years?
5) If you don't need Congress to invent new laws where are you deriving your authority from?

Also, it's funny how HIPAA, which has been suspended for the last two years, has just been tossed aside in this thing. For years HIPAA has been seen as inviolate, and all of a sudden some functionary says this is an exception and now all those precautions and privacy requirements are just gone overnight. Your boss can require you to email your vax status to random employees, and probably paste it on the bulletin board in the break room, and it's cool.

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11:03 PM Friday, December 31 2021


i have a huge list of things that i think are absolutely retarded. right now, at the top of that list are earbuds. other things that are on that list include: the city of boston, the state of michigan, "flovid," and tortilla soup. think about it, tortilla soup is just chicken broth with a few vegetables, and then the dipshit making it forgot the noodles. what now? let's rummage through the cupboard to find something. crackers? no. rice? no. oh look, i have a bag of fritos!!! disgusting.

oh yeah, happy new year fuckos.

THESE...these fucking things right here.

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10:35 PM Monday, December 27 2021

The Far Side

somebody uploaded
these. and i just had to mirror it. i am angry that most of the internet isnt high resolution.

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10:25 AM Sunday, December 26 2021

Notepad post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEn758DVF9I part one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FtPvDGrpkA part two

some things to check out later.

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4:40 PM Wednesday, December 22 2021

Good Morning, I hate BallSac

<@tpuahsiew> im the one who goes on about how i hate BallSac
<+Erotica> omg me too
<@FAST> wait a minute
<@FAST> you guys hate BallSac too???
<+Erotica> no way!
<@FAST> bro!
<@FAST> *I* hate BallSac!
<@FAST> Fistbump!
<+Erotica> !!!!!!!!!!
<%skew> good morning, i hate BallSac
<+Erotica> ^^^^^^^^^^^^

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3:40 PM Tuesday, December 21 2021

The top part was so fuggin gross, I had to edit it out

Let your imagination run wild, BallSac.

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4:50 PM Monday, December 13 2021

see if you can spot the differences:

happy busch beer man...
...is happy
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4:02 PM Saturday, December 11 2021


would you park your meat in her garage?
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6:46 PM Wednesday, December 8 2021

What a fucking crybaby LeBron is.

a grown man picking on a kid who is fighting for his life.
what are you going to do next, LeFraud? kick his ass for his lunch money?
thanks goes (once again) to Erotica for the content.
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10:23 PM Monday, December 6 2021

Summer is over, Autumn never existed

yeah, its been colder, but today it stuck. i woke up to 40 degrees and by the time i went to lunch, it was 23 degrees.

it's a big picture, if you want to see the full resolution, right click it.
same goes for this one.
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10:08 PM Monday, December 6 2021

Quick fix

this is perfectly acceptible.

sometimes, you have to think quickly,
on your feet, and you don't have a grill handy.

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1:24 AM Sunday, December 5 2021

You okay?

have you really ever paid attention to how many times somebody says "are you okay?" on a television show?

yep, sums it all up pretty nicely. 2.0

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8:15 PM Monday, November 29 2021

Dr. Gay Hitler

adolph hitler ruined a lot of things. the
toothbrush mustache is no longer fashionable, super secret weapons developement is frowned upon, argentina, and even his whole name is unpopular. nobody names their kid "adolph" anymore, and nobody keeps the surname "hitler" for very long either.

however, the folks who live in circleville, ohio don't care. circleville has long been a place of oddity and intrigue, but having your very own hitler might take the cake. back in the late 18th century, well before the hiedlers in germany changed there last name to "hitler" a group of settlers arrived in pickaway county, ohio with the surname hitler. they came from maryland and settled in, making a prosperous life near circleville. in fact, their patriarch was named george washington hitler. i point this out just in case you are wondering if that really is "a thing." and yes, it is.

so prosperous was their life in pickaway county, several roads have the name hitler in them, a park is named after them, and there is even a cemetary called "hitler-ludwig cemetary." apropos to the situation, quite a few hitlers are buried there. one of the most famous hitlers (other than that one baddie) was dr. gay hitler, who was a dentist in the circleville area for over 20 years.

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11:08 PM Sunday, November 28 2021

what a crybaby. LMAO

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6:03 PM Saturday, November 27 2021

my thoughts on today.

yep, sums it all up pretty nicely.

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11:07 PM Thursday, November 25 2021

what everybody wants to see today.

sorry for the shitty low rez picture. my daughter took it for her retard-o-gram.

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9:45 PM Sunday, November 21 2021


Look, I'm not gonna sit here and say that I have never had fastfood. I used to love
Taco Bell and would eat it quite often. However, I am not gonna proclaim that any part of it is good for you. Anybody telling you that food cooked in any of these joints is good or wholesome is straight up lying to you. Fastfood is garbage. From top to bottom, any fastfood restaurant that you go to is nothing but poison. I don't care if you like the "breakfast menu" or that the chili is pretty good, its all packed full of shit you shouldn't put in your body. On top of that, the food you order is cooked by people you wouldn't invite into your own home. I am not saying they are bad people, but I have my doubts. Think of it, they are stuck in a box all day, taking orders from assholes who don't give a fuck, and they are expected to make the exact same shitty poison food every time. And if they don't, they get to do some other horrible job.

On top of that, they are getting shit on by their terrible bosses while having to play patty-cake with the most despicable animals ever inented: shitty customers. And you want to eat the food they make? Mister, you are taking your life into your own hands. And don't even get me started about the whole thing where they never clean the grease traps or remove the old fryer oil. You eat a tainted french fry, you better get yourself an extra pack of toilet paper.

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12:58 PM Saturday, November 20 2021

mmmmmmmmm grayons

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8:32 PM Friday, November 12 2021

5 Live Yardbirds. The end ALL and Be ALL of all time.

Your opinion is wrong, so shut up and don't argue it.

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12:34 AM Friday, November 12 2021

Busy Chili

it started off as this:

then, it became this (vegetables):

now, its starting to be something.

about 40% of the stuff i put in there.

just cooking it down. it is almost a paste at this point.

see you in the morning. i have probably a few more hours of paying attention to the simmering. the meat is already falling apart.

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8:59 PM Wednesday, November 10 2021


why didn't you leave your gun on the ground, Kyle?
why didn't you let the guy who threatened to kill you, then chased you down and corner you, grab and take your gun, Kyle?
this man yelled that he was going to kill you, Kyle. why did you shoot him, are you a mind reader Kyle?
why did you fall to the ground after getting hit in the head, Kyle?
why didn't you let that man stomp your face in, Kyle?
why didn't you let that man shoot you with a pistol because you had an AR-15, Kyle?
Kyle, did you know that a pistol is smaller than a rifle?
after you shot a man in the bicep, he was screaming for a medic. why didnt you help him, Kyle? aren't you a medic, Kyle?

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11:14 PM Tuesday, November 9 2021

Just what is going on here?

1. ???
2. ???
3. ???
4. ???
5. ???
6. ???
7. ???
8. ???
9. ???
10. I was gonna say something important, but I forgot.


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10:59 PM Wednesday, November 3 2021

I know that I am not alone here.

Purge <-- yeah, thats a link, fucko.

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8:38 PM Wednesday, November 3 2021

Look at those teeth. Jesus.

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7:21 PM Thursday, November 4 2021

Thanks n0s3y|afk, even a broken clock is right 2 times a day.


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7:11 PM Wednesday, November 3 2021

He ain't wrong

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11:23 AM Friday, October 29 2021

. . .

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11:23 PM Saturday, October 23 2021

I need this Lego set

Credit goes to Erotica on this one, BallSac.

Instructions for the build

And here is a list of the parts you might need

<@weishaupt> dude, i have plans
<+Erotica> DUDE
<+Erotica> if you do it
<+Erotica> get another lego guy to represent me
<+Erotica> and maybe a black lego guy to represent BallSac
<@weishaupt> hahahahaha

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9:34 PM Saturday, October 23 2021

What's he saying???

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6:40 PM Thursday, October 21 2021

Not Safe For Work...

this guy?

Well, somebody dared him to lick a dead squirrel's nutsack and he did it. Please note that this sort of behavior is not condoned by anyone, and as the video depicts a dead squirrel being violated, no laws are being broken...unless you believe in the laws of common decency.

Sorry for the shitty video quality, it was sent to me via text by some idiot.

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8:48 PM Sunday, October 17 2021


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8:45 PM Sunday, October 17 2021

Just more

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8:40 PM Sunday, October 17 2021

Crossword Puzzles

I do them in PEN, fucker.

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7:45 PM Thursday, October 7 2021

Why There Is Nostalgia For 80s and 90s Movies

it's mostly because back then, when you were in the act of watching those movies, they made you feel like they were the best movies of all time.

to quote a better movie reviewer: "well, that's all for today. go away now."

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7:45 PM Thursday, October 7 2021

The Sodium Arc Light

my father owned a large farm when i was a kid. the farm had around 300 acres of farmable land and then about 80 acres of woods. i grew up in those woods. every weekend, we would drive out to the farm so that my dad could engage in his hobby of farming, while all us kids would scamper out to the woods to do what young kids do unsupervised in a huge forest.

STOP thinking what you are thinking. this means Erotica, BallSac, and all the other dregs.

the county thought that it would be a great idea to put an arc sodium light in front of the farmhouse. actually, it was a pretty good idea because the two lane state route and a side road came together right in front of that home, and there had been a few accidents over the years. the problem was that the light was really bright. it was so bright that if you were in one of the front rooms of the farmhouse, it would look like a bright dawn. there was no escape from that light. even thick blinds couldn't contain it; streaming through the tiny slats and around the corners. at one point, we put a sleeping bag over the window so that we could sleep.

my family would hunt in those 80 acres of woods. also, when i got older, my friends and i would go back there and hunt. we all hated that sodium fixture as it was so bright that it could be seen like a beacon even as we walked out of the woods. for some reason, and i don't know who came up with the idea, somebody decided to try to shoot that light...from the edge of the woods.

it took a few weeks. we would go hunting every weekend and all of us would try shooting that distant light, about a half mile away, and it was particularly hard to hit. finally, one day, and i don't remember who it was that hit it, somebody managed to put a bullet into that damned arc sodium light.

it was incredible. the doppler effect took over. we saw the light go out, and there was this nanosecond where we all thought that perhaps the light had just gone off on its own, but then we were rewarded with an almost subliminal sound...a pop, but also a surge.

many high fives happened. we were all laughing and clapping and incredulous! that damned light was snuffed out. we could all curl up in the front room or the upstairs bedrooms, and not have to deal with that artificial sunlight destroying everything.

the county had other ideas. about 2 weeks after the initial shooting, they sent trucks out and repaired that damn light. that didn't deter me and my friends. it became a "thing." we would shoot it out, and they would come and fix it. so, we would shoot it again and again. this went on for most of hunting season. then, about six months later, in early spring, there came a knock on the door.

it was a county engineer. we thought we were gonna be in BIG TROUBLE, but he had only one thing to say:

"hey guys, tell you what... if we move that light down the road, will you stop shooting it?"

this one's for you Ballsac.

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10:50 PM Monday, October 4 2021

Back in the "good old days," people were a heck of a lot nicer.

According to the book
"The Hooligan Navy," a German U-boat commander gave a terse, but humourous warning to some drunks on a fishing charter boat:

The improvised mini-navy couldn't do much, of course, and it certainly didn't intimidate the Germans. Once, off the Florida coast, the crew of a militant cabin cruiser was astounded to see rise from the sea beside them a tall steel conning tower, from which the skipper called down in what was reported to be "excellent Americanese": "Get the hell out of here, you guys! Do you want to get hurt? Now scram!"

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9:42 PM Saturday, October 2 2021

You know who you are. Just stop, it was never funny.

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8:33 PM Saturday, October 2 2021

Some copypasta I found on the internet...

The vaccine is the the great reset...

The vaccines deliver DNA altering RNA into your body. The sole purpose of this is to make your body dependent on annual boosters. You might think this is for profit but it's much darker. If you don't receive the booster your body shuts down and you seemingly die from natural causes.

Remember the original Jurassic park movie? Remember how the dinosaurs were supposed to die without certain proteins not included in their DNA. That's basically a simplistic version of what the vaccine does to you. Effectively the elites can control who lives and dies by deciding who gets the boosters. Your elderly and on social security and no longer productive in their eyes. Then you receive a saline shot and seemingly die of natural causes. You're unemployed, a criminal, disagree with leadership or any number of reasons for them to decide it's saline for you and...you die of natural causes.

It's like the Holocaust 2.0 without concentration camps. Total control over who lives who dies and population numbers, all to create the great reset utopia. Why else would they be pushing it so strongly globally. Do you really trust that people who believe they are so vastly superior to you actually care about what happens to you?

Why is your health so important to them yet thousands of homeless families go unaided? Why are there so many working poor but billions can be spent on a vaccine? Starving people in third world countries are getting the vaccine over food. Actually think about these things and who these people pushing the vaccine with terror truly are and what they truly want.

Good old Gandalf.

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9:07 PM Friday, October 1 2021

Sorry chums, I had to get rid of them

Those pesky side links that I used to have on the page were bothering me. I just had to remove them. Don't worry though, pals, I shall probably be making a new page called "old side links," or something similar, and then I will link them in the top menu. Also, they are all on the old content pages still, because I'm way too lazy to go and edit them out.

The rare Killdozer in her natural habitat.

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9:20 PM Thursday, September 30 2021

How to piss off the wife

From my childhood, I have always been a huge fan of DC comics. I never got into the whole DC vs. Marvel thing, I just never paid attention to it or Marvel for that matter. Marvel's "little people problems" just didn't engage me. I wanted to see ultra powered superheroes do things that were far beyond what would be considered rational.

Skip a decade and a half to the mid 1990s.

I clicked the TV remote to this new thing called "Cartoon Network" and was stunned to see a Batman television program that took me back to those 1970s days of comic reading while not paying any attention to the 1960s Adam West Batman series (which I liked, but knew that it was just schlock). I saw those first Batman: The Animated Series cartoons, and I glommed on and paid quite a bit of attention to the fledgling DC attempts at storytelling. For some reason, I was hooked. Perhaps it was the well done theme songs?

I understand the DCAU has been around for over 30 years, and I grok that people have been ranting and raving over it for at least that long, however, I never realized that those cartoons could be weaponized against a significant other. That significant other meaning my wife.

Let me explain first: she doesn't like sad things. I mean she REALLY REALLY doesn't like sad stories. Somebody mentions "children's burn ward, and she runs away screaming. So, a couple of years ago, the DCAU released a direct to video film called "Justice League vs. The Fatal Five." In this film, a young, heroic, and very likable man, who is hampered by a mental illness, is transported from the future to our reality. To make a great story short, he dies tragically.

So, whenever I want her to leave the room, or if I feel the need to piss her off, I just threaten her with putting that movie on.



10:48 PM Tuesday, September 28 2021

Bill Watterson was right 30 years ago

hope I don't infringe upon any copyright issues. : D


5:11 PM Monday, September 27 2021

The Spartacus Letter

this interesting letter while reading things on the internet. It is a very detailed document concerning Covid-19. Later, I may put together a plain text page for this site on top of hosting the actual pdf itself as it is quite informative (disinformative, if that's how you feel).

Here are some mirrors:

https://pdfhost.io/v/Q3.5fvYhN_COVID19_The_Spartacus_Letter -- this one may be dead.
https://archive.is/FkuML -- has a captcha
https://www.zerohedge.com/covid-19/damn-you-hell-you-will-not-destroy-america-here-spartacus-covid-letter-thats-gone-viral -- an article that has the plain text. I don't think their download is working.


8:43 PM Sunday, September 26 2021


It's funny that my job deals with being in very tight spaces under crushing weight, because I happen to be a super claustrophobic crybaby. However, in my years at this job, I have never really had a claustrophobic reaction while working, despite being in some very tight contitions.

That's not to say that I haven't heard some crazy stories. And this one chilled me to the bone for some reason...

A very old home had a water leak in the dead of the winter. The home was so old that the piers of concrete that used to hold them up had crumbled to dust and the actual frame of the home was resting on the ground and the ice that the jetting water had deposited there. To get to the water leak, the workers had to dig a tunnel underneath the frame. through frozen earth, so that they could find the problem and fix it.

Because the leak was so strong, and working conditions were so cold, the workers did not have enough time to dig a proper tunnel and only dug just enough to fit their bodies under the frame. They completed this "half tunnel" and then went under the home to discover that the leak was the water main for the house and that the water was pouring out at about 60psi.

This was not a huge problem. They fixed the leak within five minutes of going underneath the home, despite their frozen hands and clothing. What they didn't realize is that with that much water pouring out of a pipe, the tunnel they had dug to get to the actual repair had flooded and ice was crusting over the top of everything.

They were in the dark, under a 40 thousand pound trailer that was not stable, and their only means of escape was a flooded tunnel about six feet long and about two feet deep with floating chunks of ice bobbing about.

Of course they panicked. Anybody in their right mind would.

Eventually, they had to swim through that tiny hole to get themselves out from under that shitty house and the shitty conditions they found themselves in. The situation still freaks me out to this day because I often have to go into similar situations. And those guys did it in water cold enough to squeeze the very oxygen out of your lungs.


10:09 PM Thursday, September 23 2021

Tanoc status: confirmed for Andy Sixx

In other bloggin news, I am thinking about removing the side links on this page as I hardly ever use them.

Don't fret though, I will move them to some other page on the site.


5:42 PM Wednesday, September 22 2021

Somebody is having a pretty bad day.


8:57 PM Monday, September 20 2021

Quick story with some follow up thoughts

Went to the carry out today to pick up some smokes and some beers. While I was in the truck, I got a phone call and was busy sitting there, talking, before i could go inside. While on the phone, a person, who I might describe as a bum, got out of his shitbox car and started rummaging through the 2 "butt stations" in front of the carry out. This guy was getting old cigarette butts to smoke, probably because he couldn't afford buying a pack of smokes.

This got me to thinking. What if there were an alternate dimension where cigarettes were never invented, but tobacco use was just as prevalent as in our own dimension...and that instead of cigs, that dimension invented tobacco chewing gum?

My mind was blown like this tit thing...


3:18 AM Sunday, September 19 2021

Rick Astley's song reaches 1 BILLION views

Happened like a month ago, but i missed it. I expect this video to be banned soon.


10:19 PM Sunday, September 12 2021

everybody thinks they are a superman


10:35 PM Thursday, September 2 2021



9:32 PM Tuesday August 31, 2021

The single greatest MEEM of all time. Thanks Erotica.

9:34 pm <+Erotica> "brb I'll just wait for the sun to run out of nuclear fuel while this page loads"
9:34 pm <+Erotica> but then it loaded
9:34 pm <+Erotica> so I said nothing


9:49 PM Sunday August 29, 2021

Gerhardt "Jerry" Fuchs (December 31, 1974 - November 8, 2009)

I know it's a bit late, but I figured if nobody is watching, I would post this:

According to reports, Fuchs and a friend were attending a benefit at a Williamsburg, Brooklyn warehouse when the freight elevator they were in got stuck between floors. While Fuchs' friend made the four-foot jump out of the elevator, Fuchs' jacket reportedly got snagged, pulling him backwards and through the crevice. Friends recovered Fuchs at the bottom of the shaft, but he was unable to speak. He later passed away at Belleville Hospital.

I met the guy once. After the band was done with their second set, he came up to the bar right next to where I was sitting and ordered a tallboy PBR, which back in those days wasn't such a snobby drink because they were a buck a can.


9:27 PM Sunday August 29, 2021

No picture or video here, just a quick observation about a phenomena that has been doing two things to me recently. Firstly, the phenomena is pissing me off. Secondly, the phenomena seems to be gaining traction.

What is this phenomena? youtube reaction videos.

I know this isn't something new, but it is relatively new to me and my family. We spent a few weeks watching these braindead idiots trying to shill to us that they have never heard of Black Sabbath or Aerosmith while trying to make us think they are suprised that they have never heard this music before.

I'm not even sure what they are attempting to do, since youtube has demonetized this horseshit, but you would have had to have been dead for 70 years if you have never heard a Led Zeppelin song. The oldies are aggressively force fed into our brains by advertisements, apps, and video games. If you don't know who The Beatles are, you haven't been paying attention (bullshit) or you have been facetiously "shocked" when you hear them for your reaction videos.



11:04 PM Friday August 27, 2021

Thanks for the "update" buddy. I guess its not a bug, but a feature, right?


6:16 PM Thursday August 26, 2021

Saw a really nice Tesla today...


8:30 PM Wednesday, August 25, 2021

Leaving Cleveland at a fast rate

Sorry for the terrible sound, the truck I was in has a sheared off header bolt and it tends to cause some serious bullshit.


8:20 PM Wednesday August 25, 2021

This park has a herd of deer

4 mature females, 2 mature bucks, and at least four babies at this point.


8:14 PM Wednesday August 25, 2021

Some recent IRC banter.


8:09 PM Wednesday August 25, 2021

Gas Company hit a water main...accidentally.

Happened at 11 o'clock at night too.


8:06 PM Wednesday August 25, 2021

Sandusky Bay near Cedar Point


7:56 PM Wednesday August 25, 2021

Also, I forgot to post this.


7:52 PM Wednesday August 25, 2021

Just an observation...


11:13 PM Tuesday August 24, 2021



9:44 PM Saturday March 27, 2021

a tree on a house.

and driving an excavator down the street for no reason at all.


y u cri ?


of course you aren't a big dumby, so you can right click the pictures and see them at the proper resolution, if you care about that sort of horseshit.


8:23 PM Thursday December 10, 2020

20 years ago...

Feel old yet? The original video was made in 2000 and then this guy became an internet phenomenon in 2006. There was even a
LOLsuit... And a gosh darned movie. Sorry, n0s3y|afk, I will not be mentioning the Berlin Fuckparade horseshit that spawnd this whole horrid meme. Too Degenerate. ; )


10:43 PM Saturday, October 10, 2020

The Liquor Store

i often drive up to michigan to a very close liquor store. almost every time i drive there, there is some sort of drama or issue going on. the store is about 200 yards from the ohio/michigan border, and it attracts a large quantity of cartoon-ish characters.

1. the rich dirtbag with a mercedes buying hennessy to impress the locals

2. the drug dealers who drive suped up late model muscle cars who are also buying hennessy

3. the down on his luck trailer trash who is scraping up change to buy a 4lolo or some other cheap shit

4. a large group of african-american women who work during the week, but wish to "let it all hang out" on the weekends. usually, they are buying the tiny bottles of hennessy that cost around five bucks. they are there to meet up with the guys who drive muscle cars mentioned above.

5. four thousand light infantry, 400 heavy calvary, 1000 archers, and around 2000 local farmers who were given hammers, pitchforks, and anything they could get their hands on

6. me

tonight was normal, except for the fact that one woman was sitting in her car, crying. she was wearing one of those "high-vis" vests, a corona mask, and dirty work clothes. nothing about her said anything about being sexual, but she was hurt and it was quite evident.

i did that thing: "hands making a roll down your window" sign, and she did. i asked her if she was okay, and of course she said she was. but of course, she wasnt. i'm not a white knight, but when you see a tiny woman drink down a pint of old grandad, you know things arent right. i asked again.

"no no," she sobbed. "everything is okay!" and she started her corolla and drove out of the parking lot in the general direction of where i was going.

i had my purchases, and slowly eased myself into traffic. her car was red, and it was about 500 feet in front of me. i was focused on a left turn lane because i was going home, but then i saw her car suddenly swerve right. her car jumped the curb and then tried to swing left back into traffic, but that wasnt going to happen.

she clipped a small toyota pick up truck and then bounced back into traffic... and then she sped off, not looking back.

i drove home.


9:21 PM Thursday, October 8, 2020

Bouncing a tree off of a house

This one is gonna need a little backstory before the image tells a different tale. The home is a tear down. That means it is scheduled to be destroyed and removed, thus we didn't care if the tree landed on the home when we cut it down. By the way, when we first entered the home, it was full of stripper clothing, and "free drink" cards from a local titty bar. Seems the evicted owner spent all of his money on the women that worked there instead of paying his rent.

There is a video of the tree falling and hitting the home, but since most people hate my host, I wont embed the video here.
If you really want to see it... click that link. It probably wont work because your name is Erotica.


8:43 PM Thursday, October 8, 2020

Winter Soon

HELL YEAH! I can feel the bite in the air. It's gonna be winter soon. I was made for this shit.

Yeah, that's a 500 pound salt spreader welded to the bed of a cub cadet.


11:11 PM Monday, September 14, 2020


I have always loved this image of Jesus. Don't know why, just do.


12:15 AM Saturday, September 12, 2020



12:38 AM Monday, September 7, 2020

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I have no idea...

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12:17 AM Monday, September 7, 2020

What the everlovin' fuck is this labor day horseshit?

We ain't no goddamned commies here. And no, the heckin May 1st horseshit doesn't apply.

I'm just here listening to Floyd, gettin drunk and eating chicken fingers.

5:28 PM Sunday, February 16, 2020

Great job Faster.

Let's hope you can keep gainfully employed. Don't let Ballsac's situation get you down.

6:10 PM Friday, October 25, 2019


Some controversy over who sent me this link first. I saw the Ballsac link first, but our dear leader Erotica says that she sent the link a full day earlier. You, the reader can vote who was first by sucking it. Also, TOOL.

7:15 PM Tuesday, October 15, 2019

A poor, old lady fell down the steps today...

At least I assume she was poor, she only had 3 bucks in her purse.


7:06 PM Sunday, October 6, 2019

It's really gonna happen this time...


10:26 PM Saturday, September 7, 2019

tool - the pot

I am going to do all of the lyrics for Tool's song "The Pot" on the Moose gallery


. 9:36 PM Friday, September 6, 2019

The Cub Cadet (muh 4-wheeler)

About six months ago, I buried a Cub Cadet in some mud. I was trying to back it up close enough so that I could use the dump bed to deposit a LOAD of fill dirt into a HOLE. However, the whole thing slid and I was left with problem. My first reaction? Nah, I'm not gonna fix it...I'll just take a picture!


9:41 PM Thursday, September 5, 2019

The Gas Station

Today, while filling up the truck at a local gas station, I was approached by a VERY old lady who seemed to be having trouble with the pump.

"I haven't used a gas pump in over 35 years, my husband died recently and I am not sure how it goes."

So, I showed her how to use her credit card and then how to take the gas cap off of her very old Buick. I even pumped the gas for her.

But this is all I could think of:


11:46 PM Sunday, September 1, 2019

< < < < T O O L > > > >

normally, i dont post shit from bands, but when you're caught in the lies and act so surprised...


10:26 PM Sunday, September 1, 2019

"This ain't no hippity hop at the barber shop!"

10:17 PM Monday, June 24, 2019

"What have you done?"

9:28 PM Thursday, June 20, 2019

"Use Rope."

9:28 PM Thursday, June 20, 2019

"Everybody knows THAT GUY"

When guys get together at work or head on down to the bar, there is usually a lot of banter going on between them. Younger guys like to talk about how big their dicks are, and argue with each other about who they have fucked. The older guys usually talk about the good old days and stretch the truth about their experiences.

Normally, it is all in good fun. Nobody gets too out of hand or really ridiculous.

And then you run into that guy.

That Guy is the guy who has to top everybody else's story. If you climbed a cliff, he has climbed a mountain. If you jumped out of an airplane, he has crash landed a lunar module. And the worst part about that guy is the fact that, for the most part, he never shuts up.

Recently, I had the misfortune of running into that guy. A crew was doing a job, and that guy, who had never done the type of work we were doing, began offering opinions. Quickly, the rest of the work crew figured out that he was that guy and knowingly moved away from him. However, since I was "in charge," I was stuck teaching him.

I was stuck. I had to listen to ridiculous stories that grew more and more outrageous. At the end of the work-day, i was twice as tired as i normally would be.

Please don't be that guy.

*Please forgive me for using Jim Varney's image in this post. Everybody loves him, and I just needed a "that guy" image.


10:13 PM Tuesday, June 18, 2019

"The Greatest Automobile of All Time"

My father, in his infinite wisdom, purchased a 1970 Pontiac Safari station-wagon.

Yes, they came in normal colors of that time, like powder blue, dingy brown, and burgundy. And yes, they could be purchased with a manufactured stock boring "small" engine (a tight 400 cubic inch motor with a 2 barrel carburetor). However, my father wanted more and he opted for another, far stranger color, and the 455 HO engine that had a 4 barrel carb, giving this beast almost 400 horsepower. It also weighed close to two tons.

The thing had tinted windows: blue tinted, not like the dark tinting that you see on cars today, and the radio's antenna was embedded within the front windshield's glass, not mounted on the hood. It had wood paneling on top of my father's choice: a nifty chrome/green paint, highlighting the "safari" aspect of the car's legend.

I am forced to say it again: It was the greatest car ever created.

This car was a protective womb. Just look at that beautiful ride! Not only did both of my sisters learn to drive in that tank, but I did as well. Nobody would think twice about cutting you off if you were at the helm of that behemoth, nor would they question your authority if you pulled ahead of them to change lanes. And on top of all that, it took me home from baseball practices and baseball games. I cannot tell you how welcoming it was to sit in the very back of that station-wagon, stretch out on the dark astro-turf interior carpeting, and let the warmth of the sun ease tense muscles and sooth sore bones.

Thank you Pontiac, and thank you dad.


6:08 PM Monday, June 17, 2019

"Helmet Guy"

Some sort of Antifa protest in Canada of all places.

Sorry for no sound, the original Youtube video has "When You Wish Upon A Star" playing while the fighting occurs.


4:34 PM Sunday, June 16, 2019

"Air Conditioned"

I wish I thought of this.


4:34 PM Sunday, June 16, 2019

"Fixing a Water Leak"

Hell Yeah! Redneck tech at it's finest!


11:04 PM Saturday, June 15, 2019



9:36 PM Saturday, June 15, 2019

"I'm so tired of all the chickenshit bullshit"

If I order chicken wings and some dipshit wants to know if I want boneless wings, I have a problem. A serious problem.

This alarmingly earnest complication stems from the fact that boneless meat of any kind is made up of protein sewage.

Boneless chicken wings are neither boneless nor are they wings. They are a disgusting sludge invented by some fat ass bean counter who had designs to sell the floor sweeping gruel waste left over in the chicken shop's mop bucket.

Boneless chicken wings are made of mechanically separated chicken that has both pressed and ground bones and the slop made from all the other foul runoff chicken trimmings that nobody wants to eat and is, for the most part, inedible.

It only becomes worse. Mechanically separated meat protein is 75% of the poison that fast food restaurants serve you. At least you know what you are getting into when you order a 20 piece happy meal chicken pack of shit, however that does not stop you. Tomorrow, you will gobble down yet another Biggie sized helping of rubish...and relish it.

No. Boneless wings are a sham and a diseased lie.


6:45 PM Tuesday, June 4, 2019

"Crabs in Isengard"

Thanks for finding this once again for me Erotica. I keep losing it for some reason.


6:45 PM Tuesday, June 4, 2019

"San Fransisco Cock Sucka"


3:29 PM Saturday, June 1, 2019

"Happy Fire"

I am pretty sure I have worked with this guy.


9:00 PM Tuesday, May 28, 2019

"Cell Phones"

But first, a quick note about just how I really feel about cell phones. I wrote this in 1998 and it still stands today as a reminder.

Cell phones and their use are a constant source of behavior that could be considered beyond the pale of rude. I dont know how many times I have heard people complaining about drivers, workers and customers using cell phones. Chances are though they do the same thing themselves. The fact is, just about everybody is a culprit when it comes to pissing somebody off with a cell phone. We are, by nature, uncaring bastards who have more important things to do in this speedy and hectic world than to interrupt an ever so important phone call from hubby who wants to know what is for dinner. . . at 8:00 in the morning.

Before I even begin my next story, I want to state for the record that cell phones themselves, not just the use of them, are by far the rudest invention ever created. They are little rude extensions of ourselves (the rudest species ever created) from their annoying rings and beeps to their pale and sickly glow to the constant brainless texting that has become vogue recently, they literally drip with uncouth smugness and they allow us to seal ourselves off further from our fellow man. Yeah, I come off as a crotchety old man, irritated by those damned kids and their newfangled stuff, but I really do have an honest point here. Talking face to face to people is a big source of being rude and being a bastard to other people, but at the same time there is a flip side to that rude coin. . .we can also talk out our differences and avoid or apologize for nasty behavior because we actually see what is going on on the other end of the conversation. Also, you are much less likely to tell somebody STFU when they are standing right in front of you. If you did that, more often than not, you are gonna get a punch in the nose.

Cell phones make an envelope around people. If I am talking on my cell phone, you are probably not going to interrupt me to tell me the total for my purchases or expect me to help you with my end of the couch if we are hauling furniture. Interrupting people is rude! Since when did overt rude actions suddenly countermand normal policies of kindness and helpfulness?

Now, on with the story. . .

It was probably late August or early September when this happened. I know this because it was insanely hot and humid out and I was driving a truck that did not have a working air conditioner. My hands were wet on the steering wheel as I cruised down the street just above the speed limit, and I am pretty sure I was in a bad mood for some reason. I was on the way to the local pool to pick up my kids. I had gotten a call earlier that I was to go and pick them up because their friends had not shown up for a scheduled session of pool time frolicking. So I hopped in the Bronco and headed over to the municipal pool to pick them up.

I said that I was in a bad mood and I know the reason why I was. I had been sequestered in my apartment under the power of the air conditioner barely begun to cool off from my earlier foray to the pool to drop the kids off in the first place. Things like taking me out of a comfort zone tend to rile me up. Its true. Ask anybody who has dealt with me on a personal level for any sort of time.

So there I was, driving down the street, probably cursing under my breath, with sweat dripping down in my eyes from my badly cut hair. I had pulled out of my apartment complex and onto a pretty busy road that led about five miles to my destination. Nobody was around. No cars, no joggers, no young couples out with the stroller. It was THAT hot out.

Little side streets dotted both sides of the main strip I was on. They either led back into the community or they were service roads for the businesses that were interspersed between the laid back family homes. Lots of these service roads led to parking lots in front of their respective businesses, but some of these roads snuck back behind the businesses like little alleys.

I am always looking at these alleys because you cannot see what is going to come out of them. The buildings are right up next to the road, so you are never quite sure if somebody is hidden back in there, waiting to turn out on to the main road.

I must have glanced at the radio or was busy lighting a cigarette. Whatever happened, I did not notice the guy in the black luxury, freshly washed and waxed, car pull right out in front of me until it was much too late. I slammed on the breaks and yanked the wheel sideways to avoid hitting him, but there was just not enough space or time to fully miss the gleaming black car. I tapped the driver side front corner and only left minimal paint damage to the vehicle. It was at this point that I glanced over at the other driver to see if he was all right and I noticed that he was, despite being hit by a truck, still talking on his cell phone.

I was incensed. Not only had this guy pulled right out in front of me without looking to see if the coast was clear, he had done it while he was talking on a cell phone. Obviously this call was important, how could it not be? He was so tuned into his call; he had not even bothered to hang up after the collision. What if he had hit a kid on a bike? What if he had run into a school bus full of cheerleaders? Nope, that call was business.

I get out of the vehicle to see what kind of damage had been done. The big bumper on the truck had only a few minor scratches, probably minor enough to avoid the insurance call I had previously thought I was going to have to make. His car was torn up pretty badly; it was one of those newer models of car that the front end is entirely made out of plastic and composite materials. Crumple zones crumple for a reason. . . He climbed out of his mashed vehicle, cell phone still in hand, and gave a cursory glance at his front right side.

Yeah, you got it right, I would like a two liter bottle of Sprite with all that. . . gimme the total on that, buddy.

He was ordering pizza! It took every bit of my being to keep from reaching into the cargo area of the Bronco, pulling out the softball bat located there, and bashing his skull repeatedly until either I felt better about the situation, or he had some sense. . .whichever came first.

You okay? I asked, biting back my anger.

I figured I would hear something like yeah, gee man, sorry about doing that. . . I looked down for a minute and I thought there were no cars coming. But I did not hear that. I heard him on his phone again. This guy was dialing up his wife now, assured that she needed to know exactly how much his pizza and two liter bottle of Sprite was going to cost her when the delivery boy showed up on her doorstep.

He finally maneuvered around his open car door and glanced bleakly at the dents and torn plastic on the front of his car. Oh yeah, I just hit a guy too he stated dully to the little devil machine attached to his face. He snapped the phone closed again, but only for a second.

Now he was using the little beast to snap pictures of the damage. At the same time, he was digging in his back pocket for what turned out to be his wallet and his insurance card. Yes, that is probably the best thing to do in that situation. But you only do that once you see if the other guy is all right and that there is no more further danger to yourself or the other driver. He hadn't even answered my question yet.

You got insurance? he asked and my blood pressure skyrocketed.

Yeah, um are you all right? I asked again. He gave me a cursory wave as if to say everything was okay, meanwhile the little annoying noise of the phone camera never stopped.

You think we need the cops or insurance involved? he said around the phone.

I thought about answering him with a "yes" because if he didn't put that goddamned phone down, the cops were going to be needed to keep me from tearing his intestines out with my teeth and his health insurance company was surely going to be interested in that. But no, I told him that everything was fine on my side of the situation, I just wanted to get my kids. We handed each other our insurance information and got back into our vehicles and went about our merry way.

Thing is, he never looked me square in the eye. I am sure that later on if I decided to sue him over whiplash, he would never know who I was, would have no clue if he had to point me out in the courtroom except for the neck collar I would be wearing. He had never taken a picture of me, just the damage to his car.

He had more important things to do.


6:46 PM Sunday, May 26, 2019

"Pop Tarts"

I just left Kroger with some small purchases. While I was in there I decided I wanted some Pop-Tarts...also, Kroger had a good sale on them. I start down the aisle and make it about half way down before I realize I shouldnt have gone down there.

In front of me are two of the largest women I have ever seen with about 6 children each are blocking the aisle. I turn to get out of the aisle and there is another beast behind me with her own litter of puppies.

I maneuvered through the first lady in front of me and get my Pop-Tarts. Next, there is only one behemoth left in the aisle and I am outta there...but no, she's manhandling her kids with one hand and talking on a cell phone with the other. While all of this is happening, she is also blocking the exit from the aisle with her cart.

"Excuse me, "I say. She doesnt hear me, or is just plain ignoring me. I figure she is ignoring me because she looks like that type of person: ghetto, pissed at everybody, feels the world owes her something. I guess she figured she would take her little slice of the world by ignoring my polite request.

"Excuse me," I say again. This time I know she hears me because she gives me a dirty look...as if to say "fuck you, white boy...I is stayin."

Finally, after this split second showdown of sorts, she continues to talk on her cell phone...telling whoever is on the other end "some asshole axed me to get the eff out of the way....no, he say "excuse me" but fuck him."

Finally, I am getting a bit steamed. I clear my throat and say...

"I have asked you twice in a nice manner to move so that I may leave the aisle. Please get out of my way, you fat inconsiderate slob, I want to leave."

She stares at me with her jaw on the ground...the cell phone is idle in her slack arm and hand. Its evident that she has never been talked to this way and is used to getting her way by bullying whoever is in her path. She moves her cart with a few sharp tugs and the dirty look on her face is priceless.

I would have dropped it at that, but as I am getting out of the aisle with my cart of purchases, she utters "muthafucka" at me under her breath.

I quickly turned to her and let her have it...

"Oh yeah, thats right...its the first of the month...this place is like an amusement park for you isnt it?"

Note: in response to the many people who asked, I purchased the frosted brown sugar and cinnamon flavored type of Pop-Tarts.


6:22 PM Sunday, May 26, 2019

"Stuffed girl's Heads!"


7:58 PM Tuesday, May 21, 2019

Some chick is mad that she lost to James Holzhauer on Jeopardy! In the interview, she states that Jeopardy! is a game and that people play it for fun. I got news for you, sweetie, Losers play to have fun, winners play to win.

Oh yeah, and she's also butthurt about this website, which used to call all the losers "The Humbled" before it was edited to be nicer.


Monday, May 20th 2019

An explanation of what I am doing here:

I have always loved tinkering with websites and with HTML coding, but I never really had the time or the energy to really delve into coding. In the past (around 20 years ago), I relied on a lot of web tutorials and chatting with other people online to figure out how all this works.

All of that being said, I am not a big fan of the "Web 2.0" horseshit. I don't care if somebody tweets something, likes something, upvotes something, or subscribes to something. I don't want to have to "ring a bell" to receive notifications. If I find something interesting on the internet, I will just pay attention to it. And that leads me to my next complaint.

Websites, most of the time, are jam packed with a bunch of crap that I don't need. This is why this website is here. I plan on making random posts using only notepad to do it. There will be no "reblogs" or "trackbacks" on bloggin.space. Only things that I find interesting, funny, sad, poignant, absurd, or important. If you really want to tell somebody about something I have done, copy and paste it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. . . git off my lawn.


Saturday, May 18th 2019 7:05 PM


Saturday, May 18th 2019

That huge Aaron Burr post shouldn't be on this website. I was just wanting to see what a wall of text might look like if I ever get some stupid idea of writing a bunch.

Just checking in today and adding some touches to the site.


Friday, May 17th 2019


"The rule of my life is to make business a pleasure, and pleasure my business."


Long known only for his famous duel with Alexander Hamilton, Aaron Burr is a very mysterious and colorful character in American history. He has been labeled a charlatan, a despicable traitor, an incredibly brave soldier, generous to a fault, a great man, and a loser. . .and just about anything in between. For most of his life, Aaron Burr lived a life that was legendary, building up armies of adventurers, defining what the United States vice presidency was, languishing in foreign prisons, and being expelled from countries by famous emperors. However you feel about this American enigma, you have to admit he was a colorful character.

Early Life

Aaron Burr was born in New Jersey and spent most of his early life in and around New England gaining a fine education in Theology and then in Law. During the Revolutionary War, Burr distinguished himself as an incredibly brave soldier and was promoted several times; finally ending up in George Washingtonโ€™s entourage at its base camp in Manhattan. While in this entourage, a brief glimpse of the Burr to come shone forth. While stationed with Washington, he made it clear that he had no wish to languish behind the lines and hungered for both battle and glory. Washington, ever distrustful of Burr granted his wish and sent him to go and to work with General Israel Putnam. While working with Putnam, Burr would make the foolish mistake of saving an entire brigade of American soldiers while they retreated from British forces in Harlem. Among the soldiers Burr saved was a young army officer named Alexander Hamilton, but more on him later. . .

For the remainder of the American Revolution, Burr would go and do many insanely brave things and develop a huge respect from the men who served under him. Finally, Burr was forced to retire due to his flagging health. He had developed a case of heat stroke during battle and remained crazed because of this debilitation for the rest of his life.

After leaving the army, he was not quite able to leave the war. He became a spy on behalf of George Washington and led several student uprisings against British forces garrisoned on New England college campuses. Throughout these strenuous activities he also managed to finish his studies in Law and became a lawyer.


Thursday, May 16th 2019

Got drunk, registered a domain, and bought hosting. Sounds like a fun thing to do on a Thursday night.


Wednesday, May 15th 2019

Thinking about getting a website and doing it all in notepad++. Wait, this is here. How did this get here?


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